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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/2/2017 6:37:19 PM
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[b]he hears a faint noise coming from the mountain[/b]
"KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA! IS THE PIZZA! FOR YOU AND ME!"
[b]obviously some idiot coming to see Falk[/b]
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Falk furrowed his eyebrow as he stood up to get a look at whoever was coming. "What in the world...?"
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[b]Tubbs then starts yodeling[/b] [b]Tubbs is almost at the house and Falk can see who it is[/b]
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Falk drew himself a grin across his face. Chuckling to himself at the sight. "Well! Look what the cat dragged in!"
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*Dragon! Actually, no cats. They freak me out. It's not normal to have 9 lives man! [b]he finally reaches the house[/b]
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"Well looks like you have a couple of things in relation to them then!" Falk said, walking over to Tubbs with his cane and offering his hand. "Because what are you on now. Life 4?"
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[b]he shakes his hand[/b] Pretty much. But uh, why are you building a house up here?
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"Castles never really suited me to begin with. Plus this let's me get away from everything, AND let's me keep an eye on the dojo. Speaking of which..." Falk released Tubbs hand and rested his own on his cane. "I hear you've been pretty active..."
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Eh... I've been teaching people lessons ya know?
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Falk nodded with a grin. "Ya, ya I get ya. Well no point in standing out here in the cold. Come on, its warmer inside." Falk offered Tubbs to come inside as he walked to the door.
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[b]Tubbs follows[/b] So, Smaug and Works are missing. I heard they fought you btw.
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"Oh! Ya! Well I was having one of my...dramas...let's just say for now. Also that works guy is a complete dick!" Falk opened the door for Tubbs, allowing him to walk through. "Ladies first."
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[b]he pushes Falk through first[/b] Yeah, Works is a criminal.
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Falk stumbled through and chuckled from the scuffle he should have expected. "Well not all criminals are ass hats. He was just a straight dick. Didn't he lead a revolution against you for...some...reason...? What was the reason?"
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Eh, he hates me, I hate him. Can we just forget that whole plot thing? It was trash and you know it.
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"Ya IT was pretty shit. Want some Pepsi or something?" Falk asked, opening the fridge in his quaint kitchen. There was an island in front of it with black granite, and behind it was a black stove accompanied by the fridge and a cupboard.
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Yeah. I'll take a Pepsi. Anyways though, now I have to have something bad that happens to fix all of those problems and get it right this time. Like, a redemption plot.
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Falk grabbed one of the blue cans and tossed it behind him to Tubbs. "Right. You know I have no idea what you're going on about right?" He said, grabbing another can for himself and popping it open.
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Yeah. I get that a lot. [b]he opens the Pepsi and starts drinking it[/b] [spoiler]>considers making him pass out here and have the army of the Dark attack >doesn't want to destroy Falk's house >dang[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i'd be fine with it lol. Want our characters to talk more though.[/spoiler] "No shit..." Falk said, taking a sip of his own drink. "Alright. So you came back, again. How'd you pull it off this time?"
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Ay ay ay Falk. I didn't want to talk about that. But, long story short I was revived by a Guardian of the Blobs. But after that, I did a competition where a prize was awarded... I won. And the dude cursed me. Now I just keep passing out and every time I do some invisible army comes and tries to kill me. So uh, that's fun. They don't go away until I wake up either.
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"....I think that's just heartburn dude."
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... [b]Tubbs looks at him like he's stupid[/b] Seriously?
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"Come on man! I mean it makes more sense then whatever the hell you're putting forward! High cholesterol and shit! Makes the body pass out and make more blood!"
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An army attacking? Trying to kill me?
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"....how much do you trust your doctor?"
