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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/31/2016 4:38:22 AM
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[b]The trial[/b]
"Today we are here to hear the tourture/battery case of Tubbs..." [b]The judge drones on and on. Eventually, Fortis gets bored and tranqs the judge.[/b]
"Ok, I am the judge now. What the heck happened guys?"
[spoiler]Open for witnesses and mainly Tubbs and Arby.[/spoiler]
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Gerald mistaken the whole thing for a baseball game. He walked in with a red socks cap and a catchers mit. "Oh, wrong time. That was 1,325 years ago carry on." He turns around and walks back out.
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"Um, ok."
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Pink Guy appears. "HAMBURGAH PLS!"
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"B0ss pls."
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Long story short, he killed a dude and I beat him and his friends for it.
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"Could you tell me who he killed?" [b]Says Fortis, clearly interested.[/b]
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Kari. Some dude who watched his family die then carried his 6 year old sister here and hadn't slept in 5 days. The worst part is the sister watched Kari die and he attacked her after he killed Kari.
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"I remember that. Mari remembers some of it, and I already talked to her. That still doesn't explain why you beat his friends though."
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Needed to show him how she felt. And it hurts worse than beating him.
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"I understand beating the killer, but what did his friends do wrong? If I remember correctly, you dismembered Omega."
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Omega was the only way to get him to listen. And he killed the little girls brother so... he's lucky I didn't kill his friends.
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"Well, I technically can't let you get away with harming an innocent. However, if Omega forgives you, you are free to go and Arby will face a life in prison."
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Yo I'm down for that. The writer gave me permission so...
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"Ok, you are free to go."
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Life in prison for Ian?
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NEIN.
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"Probably, but you never know. At this point, I have a few ideas that are sure to please you."
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Ayyyy
