[b][i]A much-needed beating[/i][/b] Shadow reaches through the fourth wall and drags out her writer. "YOU HAVE BECOME LAZY!!! WEAK!!! PATHETIC!!!" ~B-but...~ Shadow picks up the poor human by the neck and slams them into the ground. "NO EXCUSES!!!" Spitting blood, they grimace in pain. ~Fine. What do you want from me?~ "I WANT BLOOD!!!!" The writer raises an eyebrow. ~But this isn't the RoB. The kids here can't stand gore.~ Shadow glares. "Do I look like I care?" ~Not particularly...~ Shadow grins. "Now make a post with some gore, maybe with me killing some innocents. A ritual, perhaps?" ~Fine. I'll think-~ Shadow's eyes flash dangerously. "No!! You will make it, and you will make it soon!!" The writer holds up their hands, trying to placate the Drow. ~Ok!! Ok!! I'll do it!!~ "Better. Now get out of here." The human frowns. ~You broke half my ribs, Shadow. I can't move.~ The Drow smiles, and it is not a nice smile. "If you insist." The human's eyes grow wide as the plot unfolds to them. ~WAIT!!~ With a flourish, Shadow plunges her hand under the human's ribcage and rips out their heart, blood gushing from between her fingers. As the human's final rasping breaths slow, she takes a slow, savoring bite of the dense muscle. "Ah, blood. It has been far too long." The writer's last moments in this realm were spent in agony as they bled out on the ground, watching their creation feast on their flesh. [spoiler]Hehehehe!!! It has been far too long since I have had this much fun. From now on, I am back to a Shadow main!!! AND THAT MEANS PAIN, VIOLENCE, AND GORE!!!!![/spoiler]