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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/24/2016 8:05:01 PM
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[spoiler]No.[/spoiler]
[b]The zombies seem to ignore it, and them.[/b]
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[spoiler]damnit ASAP![/spoiler] Deity: "what is it mutt?!" Anne: "Uhhhh....deity?" "What?" "The ZOMBIES....they've stopped coming at us...."
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[b]It barked twice. The Deity felt a chill. It wasn't an actual temperature change. It was as if his brain had made him feel it. He heard a voice. It was calm, collected. But it was chilling. To the bone. "Good night..." He suddenly felt terrified. Like something terrible that didn't belong was there. "Sleep tight..." The terror gave way to dread. He could now tell the voice was masculine. It sounded manic. "Don't let the..." The feeling of dread grew. He could barely bear it. "Dead Bite." A chilling laugh was heard, then a figure appeared behind the dog. It smelled of rot. Like death. The first thing he noticed was the mask. It looked like it was two masks plastered together. One half was black, featureless. The other half was a dark grey, an insane smile on it. It had a hateful eye, red and glowing. It had cracks all over the mask. It was bleeding profusely from its exposed eye. The second thing he noticed was the bandana that was tied around its neck. It had a city's skyline, that being in white. The base of the bandana was black, and an anarchy symbol ran through the city. It's body was like black sticks coming from a black base, narrowing down to the legs. It had a blue three on its right shoulder, and its legs were covered in a golden chainmail. Behind its mask, it smiled. It spoke again. "Why hello there..." This time, its voice was a deep baritone, but it had one fault. It sounded like the thing was choking on some sort of liquid.[/b] "It seems you have found us... We that started all of this... On accident, of course." [spoiler]Totally didn't copy/paste the description.[/spoiler]
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"What?! We totally knew we were gunna find something here!" Anne: "Uhhhh no we didn't. We were just investigating." "Pshhhh. Whatever. Alright god'O'plague. What's going on here?"
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"We got hungry. That's what happened."
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"Oh okay cool, cool. Got some human sliders that's neat. Mind stoping now though? Can't be THAT hungry...."
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"Oh, we only ate one guy. The rest was the zombies. But yeah, we can stop it. But you have to do something for us first."
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"Cancel the walking dead? Ya man, I want that too...."
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"Bit here wants a friend. Another dog. Get him a friend and we'll stop all this."
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Anne: "Uhhhh...sure! What...kind? Any preference?"
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"No."
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Deity: "Well Grim used to run that old pet shop. Maybe we'll find something there." "Sounds good. We'll be back!" >fast travel to dojo?
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[b]Sure, or you could just take a dive and die and respawn there.[/b]
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"Why would we-" Anne pushed the Deity off the nearest edge, then jumped off her self.
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[b]They respawned where the plot demanded.[/b]
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They quickly ran to the gate, and found the abandoned pet shop beside the gate. Anne looked behind the counter, then stood straight. "There's nothing here Deity! We have to look somewhere else!" The deity raised an eyebrow as he walked around the counter. He bent down, and looked around. He saw a small hatch in the ground, and opened it up. Inside, two black and white Alaskan Malamutes. The dogs known for acting as sled dogs for the Eskimos of Alaska and the north west territories. He picked them both up by the scruff of their necks, and handed one to Anne. "There ya are princess! Let's get back to the camp!" >Fast travel to legion camp. Yus.
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[b]Go ahead bby[/b]
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Thx babe. The two arrived back, an Anne knelt down by the dog. She let the Sled puppy down, who immediately went down on its paws to play with the zombie pooch.
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[b]Dead Bite looked at them.[/b] "Hm... Good job. You did it. You saved everyone. Hero of the hour." [b]It snapped its fingers, and all the zombies fell over, dead. Good job. Gold star. Have a drink on me.[/b]
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"Taken!" The deity looked at the dog in his hands. "And YOU are coming with me!" [spoiler]Huzzah! A totally flawless event that EVERYONE loved![/spoiler] [spoiler]In all honesty I was fine with it haha. It was fun.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Don't be surprised if I decide to try and -blam!- the Dojo up again. Bring a little spice.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol. I'm down. Can't speak for Anyone else though [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]If they don't like it they can deal with it.[/spoiler]
