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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/24/2016 5:19:23 AM
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[b]As they rushed them as they had already tried, they were promptly grabbed and chomped. Seriously dude, there's waaaaay to many zombies around to just cut in half with your sword. Make a plan.[/b]
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The two respawned at the bonfire at the bottom of the path. Anne: "why don't we climb the wall?" "Climb the...how?!" "Hands! Obviously!" "Hands?!" "And swords! This is gunna work I swear!" "Fine...." The two rushed towards the wall, and immediately began to climb up the mountain....
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[b]This was still a horrible idea, for the zombies had guns. They shot at them.[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 12/24/2016 5:36:22 AMThey respawned at the bonfire. Author: "-blam!-!" Deity: "Did you hear that?" "Hear what?" "Nevermind. Explosives?" "Explosives." Anne tossed the deity four of her thermal grenades, and she had another 5. The deity tossed one of the grenades into the densest part of the crowd....
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[b]It sent zombies flying. It killed some but flung most around. Maybe doing this enough would clear a path... Or you're going to be a dumbass and get chomped again.[/b]
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The two kept their distance as they kept throwing the grenades, making their way through the carved path of zombies slowly....
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[b]What the hell do you expect me to add to this? They just keep shooting at them, I guess.[/b]
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I DON'T KNOW! YOU'RE THE HOST HERE! BOOM! EXPLOSIONS! THEY CARVE A PATH AND MAKE THEIR WAY THROUGH IT. WHATS NEXT?! A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?!
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[b]No but the Legate is. A zombie Legate stood right at the gates, and shot at them with his gauss rifle.[/b]
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The two of them rolled out of the way, and Deity threw his last thermal at the legate, which stuck to his body and wouldn't let go....
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[b]It exploded, and knocked him backwards, stripping the armor from most of his chest. His armor was the fûcking strong. He shot at them again.[/b]
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The two kept strafing out of his sights, as Anne fired at his bare chest with her flaming armour piercing rounds....
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[b]Well... You certainly hurt him. But putting a hole through a zombie's chest wouldn't do much. He shot at them again.[/b]
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Anne decided to end the monotony of this boss battle, and dodged the shots again. She fired at the zombies skull, blowing off its face and making it pudding.
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[b]He fell to the ground, dead. What else do you want me to add? You know the zombies are right behind them.[/b]
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I don't know! This is your job to decide! They enter the legion camp in search of something that could have started the plague.
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[b]They find a dog amidst the zombies, untouched.[/b]
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Deity: "Yo! Anne! Check this thing out!" "What is...a dog?" "Ya! It's a mangy mutt!"
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[b]It barks at them.[/b]
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The two walked up the dog. Anne: "Is....it infected?" [spoiler]-blam!-s sake give me more to work with ASAP [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No.[/spoiler] [b]The zombies seem to ignore it, and them.[/b]
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[spoiler]damnit ASAP![/spoiler] Deity: "what is it mutt?!" Anne: "Uhhhh....deity?" "What?" "The ZOMBIES....they've stopped coming at us...."
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[b]It barked twice. The Deity felt a chill. It wasn't an actual temperature change. It was as if his brain had made him feel it. He heard a voice. It was calm, collected. But it was chilling. To the bone. "Good night..." He suddenly felt terrified. Like something terrible that didn't belong was there. "Sleep tight..." The terror gave way to dread. He could now tell the voice was masculine. It sounded manic. "Don't let the..." The feeling of dread grew. He could barely bear it. "Dead Bite." A chilling laugh was heard, then a figure appeared behind the dog. It smelled of rot. Like death. The first thing he noticed was the mask. It looked like it was two masks plastered together. One half was black, featureless. The other half was a dark grey, an insane smile on it. It had a hateful eye, red and glowing. It had cracks all over the mask. It was bleeding profusely from its exposed eye. The second thing he noticed was the bandana that was tied around its neck. It had a city's skyline, that being in white. The base of the bandana was black, and an anarchy symbol ran through the city. It's body was like black sticks coming from a black base, narrowing down to the legs. It had a blue three on its right shoulder, and its legs were covered in a golden chainmail. Behind its mask, it smiled. It spoke again. "Why hello there..." This time, its voice was a deep baritone, but it had one fault. It sounded like the thing was choking on some sort of liquid.[/b] "It seems you have found us... We that started all of this... On accident, of course." [spoiler]Totally didn't copy/paste the description.[/spoiler]
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"What?! We totally knew we were gunna find something here!" Anne: "Uhhhh no we didn't. We were just investigating." "Pshhhh. Whatever. Alright god'O'plague. What's going on here?"
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"We got hungry. That's what happened."
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"Oh okay cool, cool. Got some human sliders that's neat. Mind stoping now though? Can't be THAT hungry...."
