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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/24/2016 4:47:18 AM
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The Chevy drifted around the towns corners, ramming into Zombies as the two passengers fired their weapons into the crowds. The deity shot with his shotgun, which would naturally blow their heads off. And Anne, who shot with her Magnus, which would normally have a similar effect.
Deity: "HOLY SHIT THIS IS A SPOOKY CHRISTMAS!"
"Well I'd say it's better then 'nog!' Keep it up!"
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[b]What happened was insane... The ones that didn't have heads... The ones who were run over... They got up. And these zombies... They were smart. A hail of gunfire rained upon it. You may want to just get the hell out of dodge.[/b]
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[spoiler]what the heck is going on?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Zombie apocalypse. Look at my most recent post.[/spoiler]
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"Oh shit!" The two drivers lowered themselves as ye gunfire sprayed. They turned around another coroner before parking and getting out, and sprinted onto a massive golden building labeled "Trump."
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[b]The building was full of zombies. All of Dojoville was at this point.[/b]
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Anne: "Not even our god king can save us now it seems...." "Hey! Money solves everything! Come on, there's got to be something in here!" Rather then firing at the Zombies in vain, the two sprinted through the golden lobby of the hotel and made their way to the staircase....
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[b]As the lobby was literally full of zombies as I stated, they were simply grabbed and chomped. Even though this isn't canon at this point, great job. You failed.[/b]
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[b][u]Game over. You died.[/u][/b] The two both loaded back up at the Bonfire at the top of the dojo. Then went back down into dojoville. Deity: "There has to be a way to wipe these guys out! Like, mass FU[i]C[/i]KING burning or something!" "Well, they all look like the legion right? What if we check out their camp? We Might find something...."
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[b]There was still just a shit ton of zombies. With guns. They were shot at again.[/b]
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[spoiler]this is hilarious. i have a post up btw[/spoiler]
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The two took cover behind a boulder. "Okay! Idea!" "What's the idea princess?!" "Well we have to make our way to the path. So I can use my Twilight control to get us to that path and so we can make our way up the plateau! The zombies can't hurt us when we are inside!" "Well it seems like the only shit we got! Let's roll!" Anne stood up, and a large dark radius of twilight surrounded her and the deity. The Bullets that entered the twilight did nothing to its inhabitants, and the two began to sprint down the edge of the village and towards the path, which lead up to the legion camp....
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[b]Well you just made this very boring. Bastard. It's gonna take them a few replies to get there, time to get the popcorn. Zombies tried to grab them as they passed, though they weren't as thick in this part of town.[/b]
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Don't worry, the twilight control only has so much time before: The twilight control faded as the two reached the path. "Oh boy....looks like we're out of cover from here on out." "Great...hey, did you ever think about us making it BACK to the dojo after this?" Anne looked confused for a moment. She blanked out as she stared at the deity, who face palmed. "That's just...that's just great."
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[b]The path was still a five-mile path, thick with zombies. They shot at them, some with high-powered, explosive rifle rounds. Some zombies tried to grab them.[/b]
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Anne quickly fired rounds at the undead as the deity cleaved those who grappled them in two with his massive blade. They used the cliff face for cover from the bullets as they continued their ascent. The deity taking care of the zombies that came close while Anne took the ranged zombies from afar....
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[b]As they rushed them as they had already tried, they were promptly grabbed and chomped. Seriously dude, there's waaaaay to many zombies around to just cut in half with your sword. Make a plan.[/b]
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The two respawned at the bonfire at the bottom of the path. Anne: "why don't we climb the wall?" "Climb the...how?!" "Hands! Obviously!" "Hands?!" "And swords! This is gunna work I swear!" "Fine...." The two rushed towards the wall, and immediately began to climb up the mountain....
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[b]This was still a horrible idea, for the zombies had guns. They shot at them.[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 12/24/2016 5:36:22 AMThey respawned at the bonfire. Author: "-blam!-!" Deity: "Did you hear that?" "Hear what?" "Nevermind. Explosives?" "Explosives." Anne tossed the deity four of her thermal grenades, and she had another 5. The deity tossed one of the grenades into the densest part of the crowd....
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[b]It sent zombies flying. It killed some but flung most around. Maybe doing this enough would clear a path... Or you're going to be a dumbass and get chomped again.[/b]
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The two kept their distance as they kept throwing the grenades, making their way through the carved path of zombies slowly....
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[b]What the hell do you expect me to add to this? They just keep shooting at them, I guess.[/b]
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I DON'T KNOW! YOU'RE THE HOST HERE! BOOM! EXPLOSIONS! THEY CARVE A PATH AND MAKE THEIR WAY THROUGH IT. WHATS NEXT?! A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER?!
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[b]No but the Legate is. A zombie Legate stood right at the gates, and shot at them with his gauss rifle.[/b]
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The two of them rolled out of the way, and Deity threw his last thermal at the legate, which stuck to his body and wouldn't let go....
