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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/23/2016 3:47:21 AM
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[b]DEUS VULT![/b]
[b]A human man dressed in robes waits outside of the gates of the dojo. Behind him is tens of thousands of knights and a few trebuchets.[/b]
"ARE YOU READY TO TAKE BACK THE HOLY LANDS?!"
[spoiler]Open, introducing a new character.[/spoiler]
English
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The Angel Jacko walks outside the door after hearing the word "Holy lands" after she walks out she just looks at them confused. "Are you guys like lost or something. I mean sure I'm here but uh... holy lands?"
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"An angel! It must be a sign from the lord!"
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Jacko stands there for a second trying to figure out what to say before awkwardly coming up with something. "Uhhh yeah... this place has already been... blessed? Two for one sales on coffee at the silver leaf. Is pretty good."
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Edited by AlexanderSolomon: 12/23/2016 3:48:59 AMThe doors are kicked down by another man in purple and gold robes! "HERETIC!"
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"YOU LYING HEATHEN! DEUS VULT!"
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"NO YOU! ANTICHRIST!" He charges at you wielding a large staff
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"CHARGE!" [b]Thousands of knights swarm the dojo's entrance, cutting down whatever stands in their way. The trebuchets all fire from a distance.[/b]
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"AVE ROMANUS!" Roman ballista open fire as the legions of Byzantium march forth flinging Greek fire.
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[b]A few of the soldiers fall to the mighty ballista, but their halberds cut through the infantry. The trebuchets do not seem strong enough to penetrate to dojos walls, though.[/b] "VIVA LA DEUS!"
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The Russian military drops in on bear cavalry wielding AK-47s. "PUTIN VULT!"
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[spoiler]Soviet Russia was Atheist though...[/spoiler] [b]The soldiers put down their halberds to pull out bibles that are sharper than two edged swords.[/b]
