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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/21/2016 5:00:19 AM
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[u][i]Dafuq is this thing...?[/i][/u]
Outside of the Dojo's gates, a little banging could be heard against their massive steel body. A white man looked to be hitting the door with his sword, quite strangely too, like he was examining it.
"How the hell does this thing stay perfect like this?!"
He exclaimed, hitting it again with such force that "The Ring in Return" made its signature ringing. Nothing had happened to the door, unsurprisingly. Tyto was very puzzled, perhaps thinking it was a new metal or something instead of magic and spells. Even though his own blade was formed with magic he refused, still, to believe in it.
"...I hate this thing..."
He put away his sword and pulled out his pistol. "Ludicrous Speed". He loaded a few shots, then fired them off into the steel. Some stopped dead, but one ricocheted off and hit the ground next to him and buried itself like a mole. Tyto simply looked down at the miniature crater and sighed.
"Screw this thing..."
[spoiler]open, weird intro post[/spoiler]
English
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"What are you doing?" The voice seemed to come from the walls themselves as the low Japanese accented words hit the man's ears.
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"Oi! What the bloody hell are you doing?" [b]A man clad in NCR Ranger armor called down from atop a guard post, looking at the newcomer strangely [/b]
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"I'm hitting your damn gate. That's what." He said back, putting away his weapons and looking up at the man.
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"Why? Why don't you just bloody knock?"
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"Because, this gate is weird. I don't care if I get in or not." Tyto actually did want to go in, but not enough to be in any actual rush to get in.
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"Maybe if you asked nicely."
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"Why should I ask [i]nicely[/i]?"
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"Because it's the nice thing to do obviously."
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Quincy could be heard yawning from behind the gate. "Who's making all that noise?" he said, his head appearing over the wall.
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Tyto looks up and waves at Quincy, holstering his pistol. The sight of him was a little creepy, his eyes only really white dots on black. He looked like a skeleton. "Hi there."
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Quincy waved back, having seen stranger. "Hiah. Whatcha doin'?"
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"I'm just trying to at least put a mark on this gate. It really shouldn't be able to stay flawless like that." Tyto was annoyed by it, if he couldn't leave a mark in it, it meant it was stronger than him. He hated being weaker.
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He chuckles. "Its magic, silly."
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"I don't believe in magic." He said, obviously not amused in the slightest. Even after 9000 years of constantly being around it he still, for some reason, refused to believe it exists.
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Quincy shrugs. "Suit yourself. You want in or are you just here to hit the gate?"
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"A little bit of both, to be honest."
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"Should I wait for you to be finished first? Cause this thing ain't gonna dent anytime soon."
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[b]Audax looks over the wall.[/b] "If you touch that gate one more time, I am literally going to rip out your tiny brain and personally give it to your mother so that she can finally die happily!"
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[spoiler]edge[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Did it sound edgy? Sorry.[/spoiler]
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Holstering his pistol, Tyto snickers a little. "My mother's been dead for almost nine thousand years! I think she's bored of sleeping now." Tyto was thinking back 8993 years ago, when his family died. It was such a long time from that incident that he barely felt anything from it anymore. It was like a bad dream at this point.
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"That doesn't change the fact that the next time you touch that gate, you die."
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He slowly raises his hand, getting ready to poke it. Tyto slowly moves his finger closer to the door.
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[b]Audax pulls out [i]lightning[/i] and shoots about two millimeters away from your foot.[/b]
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He takes a small step back, looking where the lighting struck and letting his hand fall. "Huh, lightning."
