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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/18/2016 3:29:32 AM
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Quincy adjusted his glasses and looked up at the armored individual, not recognizing him.
"If this is your first time here, sir, you get your first item free." he said, letting him know of the current holiday event-thingy that the cafe was doing.
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[i]Looking up, he was shocked to see that the cashier was not a human, but rather, a talking fox.[/i] "Are you like, an animatronic?" [i]The individual asked, voice heavily distorted through his helmet.[/i]
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He seemed amused by the question. "No, i'm anthropomorphic." He opens his mouth. "See? Real."
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 12/18/2016 3:39:11 AM"So... you're a dude in a costume? Weird theme for a coffee shop..." [i]With the vocal distortion, it was unclear as to how sarcastic this individual was truly being.[/i]
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He blinks. "Uhm..sir, im not in a costume. I am a living, breathing, thinking thing. Now, uhm...what would you like today? As i said earlier, if its your first time your first item is free."
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"No way...." "So like, you're a talking fox? Like, Disney-style talking animal?" [i]He seemed to be trying to hold back a laugh.[/i] "Aight, I've seen everything now.. hehe" [i]His chuckle broke into a hearty laugh, and for some reason, he found this to be really amusing.[/i]
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He shrugged. This happened often. He figured if he made someone laugh life wasn't too terrible. He stood behind the counter, ready to take his order.
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"So wait, real talk, how do you work in a restaurant? Aren't foxes considered, like, pests? Doesn't that break the SafeServe regulations or something?" [i]The individual sounded like he was attempting to stop laughing.[/i]
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"Well, im not fully an animal. And i control my shedding so that's not a problem. And i'm an arctic fox, if you must know, and no, i am not a pest." He answered in a calm tone, merely answering his question.
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"Uh... isn't a fox a fox?" [i]He asked.[/i] "And how are you only part fox? Are you a mutt?" [i]There was no way this guy was the usual mercenary type. The way he spoke, the questions, and his sense of humor were too different, almost immature.[/i]
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He clears his throat. "I used to be a normal arctic fox before a scientist group kidnapped me and basically tortured me for two years, turning me into what i am today. Now, is there something you would like from the cafe?" he said, almost nonchalantly. Almost.
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"So.... you're a science experiment that serves coffee?" [i]He asked, stifling a laugh.[/i]
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He laughs a little too. "Yeah, I guess so. I think."
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"Well, I gotta say, you're probably the weirdest thing I've seen... and that's saying something..." [i]He said, chuckling.[/i]
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"Well, is there anything from the cafe you want? You're making a line." There's no one behind him. "Oh, i guess you're not making a line."
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"Honestly, probably shouldn't hype myself up on caffeine, but considering I'm running on two hours of sleep, I need something." [i]He said.[/i] "Large coffee, sugar and cream please." [i]He said, pulling out his wallet.[/i]
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He nods, getting to brewing it. When it's ready he sets it on the counter. "Oh, its on the house. Whenever its a customer's first time here their first item is free."
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"That's... uh... ok. Not gonna complain." [i]He said, taking the coffee and raising his hands.[/i]
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Quincy shrugs and goes back to tapping on his data pad, sipping a latte that he made for himself.
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Edited by Quincy_Frost: 12/20/2016 11:22:57 AMHe clears his throat. "I used to be a normal arctic fox before a scientist group kidnapped me and basically tortured me for two years, turning me into what i am today. Now, is there something you would like from the cafe?" he said, almost nonchalantly. Almost.
