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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/16/2016 5:04:18 AM
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"I can't find anything wrong with him... Pulse is nornal. I'll try to scan him again."
Cannon brings uo his datapad to do another bio scan.
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[i]The signal is jammed.[/i] "Maybe he just needs rest."
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"Maybe... My scanners are being jammed." Cannon fiddles with the scanner.
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[i]Iso stands up.[/i] "He'll be fine. His defence mechanisms alone can take out armies."
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"That I believe. Still, we can't leave him here, right?" Cannon switches off the scanner.
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[i]Iso shrugs.[/i] "Sure we can. He'll be fine, I promise."
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"Ok." Cannon stands up. "So... Are you feeling alright?" He asks.
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[u]Are we alright?[/u] [b]F*ck no![/b] [u]We can't tell him that.[/u] [u][b]KILL HIM![/b][/u] [u]No! We're fine![/u] [i]Iso smiles.[/i] "We're okay, thank you!" [b]F*ck. You said 'we'.[/b]
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Cannon cocks his head at her. "We?" He raises an eyebrow, you can tell he's putting two and two together.
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[i]Iso chuckles nervously.[/i] [b]He's onto us![/b] [u][b]KILL HIM NOW![/b][/u] [u]Calm down! We'll say we meant that Charlie and us are fine.[/u] "I meant Charlie and I."
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"Ok." Cannon seems to believe her. "You'd never guess what happened while you were out. My family arrived from Mandalore!" He says excitedly.
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[b]He's dumber than I thought.[/b] [u]He's not dumb![/u] [i]Iso gets excited too.[/i] "That's wonderful!"
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Cannon nods. "Yeah, you'd really like them. Maybe we can all meet up sometime. Their ship arrived yesterday. Oh, and I think Artemis may be dating one of my brothers now." His eyes light up at the thought.
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[i]Iso giggles.[/i] "She's dating someone?" [b]Senpai is dating someone dwho's not us?![/b] [u]We're straight.[/u] [b][u]KILL HER AND HER LOVER FOR THIS!!![/u][/b] [b]No! Just kill her lover! Senpai shall not be harmed.[/b] [u]No! No gay stuff![/u]
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"I'm not completely sure, but it definantly looked that way. She and one of my clone brothers, Shadow, went out for drinks."
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[u]Maybe they're just friends, calm down.[/u] [b]Remember how much of a light weight she is and how she gets when drunk? She's going to get laid guaranteed. She doesn't even remember drinking. She thinks she has never drank before.[/b] [u]She only tried to f*ck us three times that night.[/u] [i]Iso chuckles.[/i] "I'm happy for her."
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Cannon nods. "Same here. Also happy for my brother. He could definantly benefit someone to keep him in line. He's great, but also crazy at times." Cannon smiles at the memory of his former squadmate.
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Edited by Stitch: 12/16/2016 5:49:33 AM[i]Iso nods.[/i] [b]She's gonna f*ck his brains out.[/b] [u]No she won't![/u]
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"So... Would you like to go get something to eat?" He asks her.
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[i]Iso doesn't answer for a while.[/i] [b]You know it's true![/b] [u]Arty is an innocent girl! Don't say that.[/u] [b][u]SHE'S A SL*T![/u][/b] [i]Iso accidentally yells out loud.[/i] "Don't call our friend a sl*t!"
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Cannon practically jumps out of his armor. "What?"
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[i]Iso looks up at Cannon in fear.[/i] [b]You done f*cked up.[/b] [u]I-I...oh no....[/u] [b]We're so f*cked.[/b] [i]Iso runs away crying.[/i]
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"Wait!" Cannon curses himself under his breath and breaks into a sprint after her. "Not again..." He mutters under his breath.
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[i]She runs at incredible speeds that Cannon could not compete with.[/i]
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Cannon stops, out of breath. "H-Haar'chak! I'm such an idiot..." He pants.
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((End?))
