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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/12/2016 9:11:26 PM
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"For the grand opening they should be set to giving out free coffee. Just give me a heads up if they accidently charge you"
The machine seems to have a touch pad with various options on Coffees and teas. The robot itself seems to be a combination of several nozzles attached to what seems to be a hand and a stir arm built to mix ingredients as they are chosen.
English
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nice... *He orders a mint hot chocolate and waits*
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One of the nozzles hover over a cup pouring chocolate then another mint. The device stirs it for a few seconds and then lids the cup. It initially says $1.50 then flickers to 0.00.
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Oh, thanks. *He begins to sit down, then notices Ash. Intrigued, he sits next to her, taking a sip* Hello, Ma'am
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She seems slightly distracted before looking towards the voice. "Oh hello, I was calming the soul of a man who had recently died. He wanted to tell his son he was sorry yet never got a chance. Sorry, my business tends to be a bit gloomy. Are you enjoying the Holliday season?"
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Trust me, I know gloomy. I was a god living in the Underworld. And yes, I actually am enjoying it for once.
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"That is good. I usually reside in the afterlife so this holiday season has proven to be quite interesting. I still do not understand the chopping down of a tree and bringing it inside ones residence"
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Well, it was originally a Paganist tradition where they would bring in young pine trees to keep their life, sort of a pity thing
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"Interesting" She then looks over at the man sticking stockings on people's heads. Her face showing her confusion. "And it's traditional to put large socks on people's heads?"
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It's traditional to hang stockings over a mantle. Not... Not this...
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"To dry them from the snow?"
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I believe that's where it started, but nowadays a man named Santa comes into your house, filling them with toys
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"Filling socks with toys.... what an interesting tradition. Perhaps I should visit the living more often."
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Yeah... Of course, when others celebrated Christmas, I was doing other things, since I'm not Christian
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"Oh? Then what do you celebrate?"
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Until now? Nothing. My father is a god to a different religion. A religion that I haven't had the best memory of
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"How unfortunate, I've been in the afterlife bringing calmness to the dead so I know very little about the traditions and religions of this world. Your father is a God you say?"
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Yes. His name is Garuud, God of the Underworld and Disciple of Flame to Deus
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"Hmm, I've heard that name, I believe the lord of dead mentioned him."
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Hmm? Oh, right. He is, uh, an ass, so to speak
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"Unfortunate, perhaps he will be surpassed sooner than not. I've even heard of a twisted man interested in taking the throne of the underworld for himself."
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Yeah, it was me.
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"Interesting, well I wish you the best of luck" Outside of the corner of the eye Gerald can be seen trying to sneak up with a stocking at the ready.
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*He smiles, forming an iron ball and throwing it into Gerald's stocking, knocking him back*
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Gerald stumbles over falling into a seat. He looks in the stocking chucking to himself. "Well well, looks like I have balls of steel" And then wanders off looking for his next target. Ash looks at he strange man. "Is he always like this?"
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I don't know...
