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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/11/2016 3:38:06 PM
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[i]JT chuckled to himself beneath the hulking suit of armour for the briefest of moments, before he walked around the corner and the criminals all sprinted off simultaneously at the sight. Because who in their right mind would stay near a dude so stocked and armoured he made Fort Knox look like a child's room.
"You mentioned a certain cowboy?" [/i]
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[i]Charlotte continues to sob into his chest.[/i] "I-I can't take it anymore! Being thrown around like a sextoy to all of the men and some women!"
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[i]"That's why sex with one person is good. Especially if it's actually conveying an emotion other than lust." [/i]
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"Why did they do this to me?! They forced me to be like this!"
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[i]"Because you're perfect, Charlotte. They were jealous and tried to create a flaw. Personally I think you and your sex drive are perfect just the way it is." [/i]
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"To make me jump everyone I see? People think I love it, but everytime I do it I lose a part of me."
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[i]"Whenever you want to jump somebody, think of that promise you made to me. I'm always here, and so is that promise." [/i]
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"I-I can't, JT. The feeling is too strong for my weak will. I did it with ten men right after making that promise."
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[i]"Jesus... Is there anyone I can speak to about releasing you?" [/i]
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"Releasing? From the feelings? No. Charlie won't help because he says he has more important issues."
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[i]"I'll slaughter him and everybody he ever cared fir Charlotte, just as long as it provides a chance to help you. Or I can introduce you to a ghost you can spend eternity banging if he doesn't help." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte slaps JT.[/i] "You threaten my little brother again and I'll make sure you never see sunlight again."
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[i]"Look, do you want my help or not Charlotte? Because I don't have to stay and help you find a way out of this." [/i]
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"My brother is trying to keep us safe from WM Corp. I think his reason for not helping makes sense, JT. I want your help, but killing Charlie won't accomplish anything."
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[i]"Never said I'd kill. I said I'd do shit to -blam!- him up." [/i]
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"You can talk to him, but hurting him is unacceptable...if you could hurt him." [i]Charlotte chuckles.[/i]
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[i]"Does he have any friends or lovers?" [/i]
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"Iso, Chuck, and me. Why?"
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[i]"Shit... Is he the incestous one?" [/i]
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"Incest...." [i]Charlotte laughs nervously.[/i] "N-No, he has no romantic attachments."
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[i]"Damn, I had an idea. We'd smash in front of him, he'd get jealous and cucked, you'd say that he could never smash again until he helps." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte's eyes go wide.[/i] "I'm in love with a crazy man...."
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[i]"Charlotte I've spent sixteen years planning military operations, almost all of them successful. Do you really think I'm a man without a good plan?" [/i]
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"Your plan was to f*ck in front of my brother...can we still do that? Maybe he'd join in...." [i]Charlotte seems to start daydreaming.[/i]
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[i]"He can't join. We can, he can't. Just as long as he's the incestous brother and gets jealous." [/i]
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"I wish he was into incest...." [i]Charlotte shakes her head with a blush.[/i] "I-I mean, I'd find that disgusting!"
