"Hmm," [i]The fake softly uttered as he curiously looked down at Sarah. He didn't know who she was or how she knew, but he'd go along with it - he was being an absolute cuck, after all. Joseph slowly nodded, taking a few steps back, right hand closing and opening a few times. He knew what the capabilities of this simulation were, and he was definitely going to take advantage.[/i] "HERMIT PURPLE," [i]He dramatically yelled out, purple vines sprouting from his right hand as he did a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure pose. After a few moments, he straightened himself, right hand closing into a fist as he kept it to his chest. Slowly, he drew near again, the vines on his right arm moving ever so slightly with every step. [/i] "Now, who might you be? And what about your companion in the back?"

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What.

[i]Sarah:[/i] "It...It really is you, Mr. Joestar." [i]Sarah, fooled by the fact that she was still in virtual reality - had thought that she had encountered one of the three men that she was searching for; one of the three remaining Stardust Crusaders, the other two being her idol Jean-Pierre Polnareff and Jotaro Kujo. She performed a deep, rather dignified bow towards "Joseph", a grin upon her pale face as she spoke.[/i] [i]Sarah:[/i] "I am Sarah April Monroe, from the country of Britain? My partner here, Travis Zane Alexander...he is from America. Both of us are Stand Users, and...well, I was intrigued by the stories. Of the five - well, six, if you really wanted to include Iggy - that took part in defeating DIO." [i]Travis:[/i] "So THIS is "Joestar-san", Sarah? Jeez. I mean, I knew you love h-" [i]Sarah shot a look towards the druggie Stand User that suggested that terrible things would happen to him later on.[/i]

"Ah, Britain. Wonderful place, wonderful place. Lived there in my early years, though you certainly knew that, with how interested you are in me - and the other Crusaders. I do miss Avdol, Kakyoin, and Iggy, though. They were good friends. Good people - or, animal, in Iggy's case - as well." [i]The fake gave a slow, thoughtful nod, his eyes glazing slightly as he sunk deep into thought, remembering all the events that had occurred in his past - from when he was young and brimming with asspulls, to when he was older. From the Pillar Men to Dio and his gang of Stand Users. He remembered old friends, allies, etcetera. Slowly, the old man nodded, blinking a few times as he focused again. He then slowly sighed, the action accompanied with a shake of his head. Oh, how he missed it all. Speedwagon, Lisa Lisa, Caesar, Stroheim. Smokey - only to name a few.[/i] "But, my mission against Dio isn't all that has happened, you know. I was young once, back when I fought against the Pillar Men. That's how I lost my arm."

"Santana...Esidisi...Waamu...and Kars. Am I correct?" [i]The girl had basically named off all four of the antagonists in Battle Tendency - all four being vampiric bros that were pretty much borderline homosexual. She knew enough to where she had heard Joseph had slain all four in combat - she didn't exactly know how they died, however. So Jason could make up some fine quality bullshit with this. [/i]

[spoiler]Kars never died you cuck. [/spoiler] "Yes, that would be correct." [i]Jason said in response with a nod as Hermit Purple slowly disappeared from his arm - he didn't have any need for it anymore, after all. Sarah had seen it, and that was it. [/i] "But, do you know how they were defeated? Ah, no matter. Even if you do, I enjoy telling tales, reminiscing about the past." [i]He grinned, his eyes glazing over again as he took a trip down Memory Lane. Back when he was only nineteen. After a few moments spent in silence, Jason spoke up with a somewhat soft, silent voice. [/i] "This all happened back in 1939, in case you didn't know. I was nineteen back then. Santana technically never died, nor did Kars. After I saved Speedwagon, I was helped by a Nаzi officer - Rudolf Von Stroheim - to neutralize Santana. Stroheim sacrificed himself, after which Santana was exposed to sunlight, setting him to stone. Later, he was brought to the HQ of the Speedwagon Foundation, where he was kept under UV lights." "After this, Caesar, Speedwagon, and I ran into the three other, more powerful Pillar Men - Esidisi, Wamuu, and Kars. Caesar and I fought Wamuu there, though we sadly lost. I managed to save both Caesar and Speedwagon, before convincing the Pillar Men to keep us alive by telling them I'd get stronger and defeat them within a month. Both Wamuu and Esidisi placed a Wedding Ring of Death in me, both of which would dissolve, thus releasing a highly deadly poison. This forced me to seek them out within thirty-three days." "Next, after Caesar and I finished our Hamon training with Lisa Lisa, I faced off against Esidisi. I almost killed him using my Hamon, though he sadly survived as only a brain - not for long, however. Esidisi later possessed Suzi Q, invading her body. Caesar and I forced his brain out of her body, and promptly finished him." "Then was Waamu. We didn't have a traditional fight, at first. Lisa Lisa and I met up with the two remaining Pillar Men at Skeleton Heel Stone, where we had a double duel. Wamuu and I had a Chariot race to the death, which I lost. We then fought without our chariots, as we both had crashed. I used my wits and smarts to defeat Wamuu after that." "Kars, the slippery snake, didn't honour his side of the contract, taking Lisa Lisa hostage with a body double. We fought, only for the German Army, as well as the Speedwagon Foundation to show up. Both were armed with large UV lights, cornering Kars.. Only, Kars used the Stone Mask, having the Red Stone of Aja power it. This turned him into the ultimate being." "I made a.. ahem, tactical retreat, using a plane to lure Kars into an active volcano, where we had another battle, in which I threw him into a lava pit with the help of Stroheim. Kars came out unscathed, cutting my arm off, before almost dealing the final blow with Hamon. I used the Red Stone of Aja to deflect and empower the Hamon, triggering a volcanic eruption that sent the both of us flying out of earth's atmosphere. Kars flew out into space, while I crashed back onto the earth with the 'island' I was on. A Fisher boat picked me up, after which Suzi helped me back to full health. We layer got married, and I eventually found everyone else again.. Who had thought I had died. They were at my funeral." [i]Jason chuckled, slightly out of breath after talking so much. He blinked a few times, focusing his gaze on Sarah again. He was pulling so much bullshit right now.. He was certain he'd be a dead man if she ever found out he wasn't Joseph. [/i]