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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/6/2016 12:47:46 AM
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[b][i][u]The Hunt for Santa[/u][/i][/b]
Cannon crouched over the struggling form tied to a chair.
"Tell me what I want to know, and you go free."
"N-no!"
Cannon drew a knife.
"Fine! I am one of Santa's Elves! Please don't hurt me!"
"And how do I find his workshop?"
"I don't know! He never lets us see the outside! I was the first to escape in years! You've got to believe me!"
"I do. And I want to catch this man. So please cooperate."
"Y-yes sir!"
A snap can be heard from behind. Cannon wheels around, weapon raised.
"Who goes there?"
[spoiler]Open for any who want to hunt Santa. You are what made the snap.[/spoiler]
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*The one who made the snap is none other than Mortar's sister, Cyan. She looks at him oddly* Why do you have an elf tied to a chair? *She walks up and unties the elf, though holds onto his arm rather firmly*
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"I caught him trying to break into my ship." The Mando replies. "He's a madman! He wants to being me back to the boss!" Cries the elf,
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You tried to get into his ship? *She lifts him up by both arms like a child*
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"N-no?" "He did. He also claims he's from Santa."
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Hmm... I'd believe that. Mortar's got some bonds with the big man
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"Do not speak of him!" Shrieks the elf. "I've been hunting this santa for a while now. Hopefully this guy will lead me to him."
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Oh, you don't wanna speak with him because I'm assuming your balls are proportional to your size lil bud. And What're you doing hunting Clause?
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"Well, he put me on the bad list. Accepted bribes to put others on the nice list. And he has some sensitive information I'd rather not have leaked. That and he's a creepy stalker."
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Well the stalker part i get.
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"Exactly."
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But that's a bit extravagant, hunting him down. *He puts the Elf down but still holds his arm*
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The elf squeaks. "Please don't make me go back! I'll do anything! Just... Don't send me back to that Jolly freakshow!"
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Relax, little buddy. You're not gonna go anywhere.
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"Who are you calling little?!? I'll bite your knees off!" Cannon laughs as the elf attempts to bite you.
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*She smiles as she knees him in the gut. Not enough to harm him but enough to wind him*
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"Oof!" Cannon stops laughing as the elf falls over. "Aparentally Santa uses them as slace labour."
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Well that kinda sucks. I mean, he's welcome to stay with the Exiled
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"I'm going to go hunt down Santa."
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I got that. Seems a bit extravagant, though
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"But think of all the loot."
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Fair point... But are you really gonna trust one elf with this?
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Cannon shrugs. "All his info seems to check out."
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I still dunno. Anyone can dress up and claim they're from the North Pole. Just look at Will Ferrell.
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"The ears are legitimate. Also, his energy levels are through the roof."
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Well Ears could be a genetic problem, and energy levels? Mion was literally bouncing off the walls when he had catnip for the first time.
