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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/4/2016 5:16:54 AM
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[i]Everyone chuckles, except Sasha.[/i]
[b]Sasha:[/b] "Eh, she deserves it."
[b]Chuck:[/b] "Sasha, if you're wi-"
[b]Sasha:[/b] "I'm sorry, but I have no time for a relationship."
[b]Chuck:[/b] "I was just going to ask if you wanted to dance."
[b]Sasha:[/b] "Eh, we can dance in a group."
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[b]I chuckle again.[/b] "Sasha, you're great, and goddammit that's my favorite thing about ya. Hey, guys, wanna go grab some drinks? Need some more whiskey in me." [b]Frisky had snuck up behind me, and she jumped onto my back, grabbing me around the neck, hanging there, laughing.[/b]
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[i]Iso jumps on Frisky's back in a similar fashion. Everyone laughs at the display.[/i]
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[b]This included me and Frisky. She eventually climbed up my back, and onto my shoulder, deciding to half-sit, half-hang on my shoulder.[/b]
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[i]Charlie walks up from behind you.[/i] [b]Charlie:[/b] "What's going on? Is this some sort of family activity for fun?"
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"Frisky's just fûcking insane, and I don't know about Iso. Guess she just thinks it's funny. Doesn't bother me any. So, no, I don't think it's some sort of family activity. But I'll be damned if it isn't funny."
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[i]Charlie walks around you.[/i] "How is this fun?"
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"Eh, they're having fun. I don't know how, but they are. Hey, Iso, how is this fun to you?"
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[i]Iso hasn't stopped laughing.[/i] "Because this is so stupid and pointless!"
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Frisky: "I just like hanging off of people." Me: "Well there's your answer."
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[i]Charlie shrugs and looks over at Chuck.[/i] [b]Charlie:[/b] "You only got away from that bar so Frisky would stop annoying you about not killing yourself, am I right." [b]Chuck:[/b] "Well...brother, this is why we don't get along."
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[b]Frisky frowns, but doesn't say anything.[/b] Me: " You were plannin' on killing yourself, Chuck? Now why the hell would you do that? I know you've got some fûcked up shit in your head, but ya gotta get past that."
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[b]Chuck:[/b] "Aaand now I'll try jumping off the largest bridge I can find." [i]Chuck starts to walk away, but he's levitated and turned around by Charlie.[/i] [b]Charlie:[/b] "No Chuck, you won't." [b]Charlotte:[/b] "I wonder what height it would take." [b]Charlie:[/b] "Not helping."
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Frisky: "Told you people cared about you!" Me: "Chuck, take it from a guy who was a bad motherfûcker around ten years ago, you gotta just get past that shit."
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[b]Chuck:[/b] "Notice how Charlotte is curious and Charlie is only doing this because it's a protocal. People care? Yeah, sure." [b]Charlotte:[/b] "Pretty accurate." [b]Charlie:[/b] "Protocal 2-A-" [b]Chuck:[/b] "You see?"
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Frisky: "Well... Uh... I'll find somebody who cares! Well, besides me! I thought it was pretty obvious I cared! But whatever, I'm still helping you!"
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[b]Chuck:[/b] "I just met you. You don't actually care enough for it to hurt you much if I kill myself. No one cares, Frisky."
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"I do, Chuck! I don't want you to die again! I saw it once, I don't want to see it again!"
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Edited by Stitch: 12/4/2016 3:11:41 PM[i]Chuck sighs.[/i] [b]Chuck:[/b] "I know Arty wants to kill me and Iso wants me to suffer eternal torment for what I did to her." [i]Arty nods and Iso looks at the ground in shame.[/i]
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"Guys, you do know that this isn't technically the guy who did all that bad stuff, right? I mean, it wasn't exactly his choice. That corporation did that to him. He didn't have a choice in it."
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[i]Iso just looks more ashamed. Arty gets mad.[/i] [b]Arty:[/b] "Did you see what he did to Iso?! To Pan?! He must've been able to do to something! What if he does that again?!"
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"Have you bothered talking to him about it?! I have! He couldn't control himself to the point he could stop that! It's not his fault!"
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[b]Arty:[/b] "It doesn't matter if he could've stopped it. What matters is the fact the he could do it again! What if he gets taken over again?!"
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"Somebody broke his bond with that place! It's can't happen, Arty!"
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[b]Charlie:[/b] "It could happen under certain circumstances." [b]Arty:[/b] "You see?! It could!"
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"None of you believe in second chances? At all?" Me: "For him? No."
