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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/3/2016 5:01:20 AM
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[i]Chuck rolls his eyes.[/i]
"Yeah, like that'll happen. I can't get drunk and there's no girls to grind on me."
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"You could probably find some drunk girl in a corner somewhere."
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"That would be giving in to the monster I am. Probably make her do public sexual actions."
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"Then just don't do that. Just go actually talk to someone. Don't take advantage of them."
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"I don't know...."
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"Come on... Just go do it! Meet some people! Have fun!"
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"...How about we go talk to everyone else? Grant, Charlotte, Iso, and that sexy wolf girl..uhh Artemis. I just said sexy...didn't I?"
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"Yes... Yes you did. How is she sexy? I really don't see it. And that's coming from a lesbian."
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Edited by Stitch: 12/3/2016 5:19:52 AM"The dress shows just the right amount of thigh and nonexistant breasts have a certain...pull to them. The pony tail gives off an innocent look and the wolf ears and tail are just ...Come on!"
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"Still don't see it. I prefer bigger breasts myself. My girlfriend has huge tits, dude. It's awesome. Anyways, let's just go over there, shall we?"
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[i]Chuck nudges her on the shoulder and points at Sasha.[/i] "How did I not notice the other wolf girl! The perfectly sized breasts for her height, perfect complexion, and athletic body type! She must get all the guys she meets fantasizing about her."
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"Then how about you stop yapping at me and go meet her? You were the one who asked to go meet the others."
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[i]Chuck starts to walk.[/i] "True!" [i]Chuck walks right up to Sasha with a charismatic smile.[/i] [b]Chuck:[/b] "Hello, Miss! I'm Chuck." [i]Sasha seems uninterested.[/i] [b]Sasha:[/b] "Uh, hi? I'm Sasha."
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[b]Frisky walks over to Arty and Iso, watching Chuck from over there.[/b]
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[i]Chuck holds her hand and Sasha seems confused.[/i] [b]Sasha:[/b] "Can I help you?" [b]Chuck:[/b] "I was just noticing how amazing your eyes are." [i]Sasha raises a brow.[/i] [i]Iso and Arty are too busy watching Chuck.[/i] [b]Arty:[/b] "The hell?"
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[b]That's when I step forwards.[/b] Me: "I'll handle it." [b]I walk forwards, and tap Chuck on the shoulder.[/b] "Excuse me, but what in Sam hell are you doing?"
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Edited by Stitch: 12/3/2016 9:22:02 PM[i]Sasha laughs as Chuck looks over at Grant.[/i] [b]Chuck:[/b] "What?"
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"Why the hell do you have ahold of Sasha's hand? She clearly ain't interested."
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[i]Sasha falls on her back from laughing so hard. Chuck sighs and lets go of her hand as Sasha falls.[/i] [b]Chuck:[/b] "That usually works...." [b]Arty:[/b] "Yeah, Sasha isn't really into any romance...at all. Aaaand payback!" [i]Arty tries to fall down on Sasha and sit on her, but Sasha easily moves. Sasha ends up on Arty's chest again.[/i] [b]Sasha:[/b] "Don't even try, sis!"
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[b]I laugh as well, and go to pull Sasha off of Artemis again.[/b] "Yeah, that's never worked on anyone I've ever seen, man."
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[b]Chuck:[/b] "Yeah, probably has to do with me using no trance." [i]Sasha keeps Grant at bay as she bounces on Arty's chest.[/i] [b]Sasha:[/b] "She must be punished!"
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[b]Considering that I can lift around thirty tons, she doesn't keep me at bay for a long time. I lift her off of Artemis.[/b]
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[i]Sasha struggles in your grip.[/i] [b]Sasha:[/b] "Grant, I'm a grown women! You can't just pick me up like a kid!"
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"Yes I can." [b]I begin to drag her away from Artemis.[/b]
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[i]Arty, Iso, and Charlotte laugh as you drag Sasha. Sasha pouts like a child.[/i] [b]Arty:[/b] "Not so big now, are you Sasha?" [b]Sasha:[/b] "I'll make you pay when the old guy isn't around."
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"Sasha, you're being an even bigger hardass than I am!" [b]I chuckle, before standing her back up, keeping an arm on her shoulder.[/b]
