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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
12/1/2016 2:07:35 AM
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[b]Smaug and Works are walking around the Shi Desert because that's the only place besides the Dojo I remember the name of, Works with Mikey on his shoulder[/b]
[b]Smaug just stops, Works turns[/b]
Works- You ok?
[b]Smaug just stands there, frozen it seems like[/b]
Works- Uhhh, hello?
Mikey- SQWUAK!!!
[b]Smaug falls backwards and Works rushes over[/b]
Works- Smaug! Wake up!
[b]he is about to slap Smaug, because he doesn't know CPR or anything but he then falls over on top of Smaug as well[/b]
[b]Mikey sits there, confused until he falls over on his side as well[/b]
[b]they're all unconscious and a raider comes along and at first thinks they're dead, but he doesn't care and loads their bodies in his buggy anyways[/b]
[b]meanwhile, back at the Dojo, Tubbs is also unconscious[/b]
[spoiler]open to Tubbs only[/spoiler]
[spoiler]so like, you can only respond if you're interacting with Tubbs[/spoiler]
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[b]Fortis prods Tubbs with his foot.[/b] "You ok Tubbs?"
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[b]he remains unconscious[/b]
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[b]Fortis fires a laser right next to his head.[/b]
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Ahsbskxnshxjcns!!;!.!:&@,& [b]he jumps up and kicks you in the balls, grabs the gun, takes it away, and pistol whips you with it[/b]
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[spoiler]Fortis doesn't have balls. I just posted a picture of him to lessen confusion.[/spoiler] [b]Fortis seemed unaffected by the blows felt by Tubbs.[/b] "What the heck has gotten into you? First you just pass out, now you pistol slap me?"
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You're... you're... not hurt? [b]he kicks you in the balls again[/b]
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[spoiler]Did you even read my other spoiler?[/spoiler] "Not really. Did you intend to hurt me?"
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[spoiler]i read it[/spoiler] Maybe...
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[b]Fortis looks a bit concerned.[/b] "Why did you pass out just now?"
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As if I know.
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"Well, it is pretty uncommon to just randomly faint, so there must be something wrong."
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Nah. I'm sure it happens to lots of people.
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"I mean, if you have narcolepsy, then it happens quite frequently. I don't think you have narcolepsy though."
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I don't know what that is. So I don't have it.
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"Hmm. Perhaps we should check to see if anyone else passed out as well."
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[b]he looks around[/b] Nope.
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"Um, ok. Are you good?"
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Probably.
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"Well, if you pass out again, you can come to our medical area to get checked up."
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Ok. Will do. [spoiler]end[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]So this is only open...to yourself?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]only open if you respond to Tubbs[/spoiler]
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Kari pokes Tubbs with his foot. "WAKE UP! Im tired of carrying you!"
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[b]he's still asleep[/b]
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He holds his stink were-fox foot-paw above his face. "If that doesnt wake him up, i dont know what will..."
