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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/29/2016 8:46:28 PM
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Well I have this one joke...
*Mortar takes a deep breath before continuing*
A tourist is backpacking through the highlands of Scotland, and he stops at a pub to get a drink. And the only people in there is a bartender and an old man nursing a beer. And he orders a pint, and they sit in silence for a while. And suddenly the old man turns to him and goes,
"You see this bar? I built this bar with my bare hands from the finest wood in the county. Gave it more love and care than my own child. But do they call me MacGregor the bar builder? No."
Points out the window.
"You see that stone wall out there? I built that stone wall with my bare hands. Found every stone, placed them just so through the rain and the cold. But do they call me MacGregor the stone wall builder? No."
Points out the window.
"You see that pier on the lake out there? I built that pier with my bare hands. Drove the pilings against the tide of the sand, plank by plank. But do they call me MacGregor the pier builder? No. But you -blam!- one goat ... "
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"MacGregor the goat -blam!-er?" [b]Kross laughs and doubles over, trying to catch his breath[/b]
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I know! I got the joke off a youtube video too! of all places! *He laughs a little too*
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"A youtu.be video? Shame it's cancer now."
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Cancer? I found it off an inspirational video from TED. THAT'S the funny part
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"Ted created an inspirational video?"
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No, a company called TED. Someone from Pixar was on the video and made the joke. [spoiler]This is an actual video. Look up "TED talk Pixar" on Youtube[/spoiler]
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"Aha I see. That makes sense I suppose."
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Yeah... It's weird, but that joke killed me when i first heard it
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"Yeah I can see how that would kill"
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Yeah... *He chuckles slightly* I have a whole arsenal of jokes like that
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"Oh Gwyn. Please don't."
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Don't worry, you're good. Though I think you'll either laugh or strangle me if you hear my Pink Ping Ball joke
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"I'll go with strangle."
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Ah, you heard it before
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"Yeah I did."
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Funny
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"Not really. It was alright."
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Eh, we all have different senses of humor
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"I guess you've got a point there."
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Yeah... He chuckles a little as he pats Kross's shoulder*
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[b]Kross shakes his head, chuckling [/b] "Well I should head out."
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Alright, bud. Don't -blam!- any goats on your way back
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"Ywah I'll make sure I don't do that."
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*Mortar chuckles as he pats Kross's back* I gotta go check on Wyatt and Clara, to see how they're adjusting
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"Alright. I'll see you Mortar."
