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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/29/2016 3:38:35 AM
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Hey buddy!
[b]Tubbs jumps off a building in front of the guy with his hands up[/b]
1v1 me. Me and you. Right here right now. Winner keeps Dojo and the bombs.
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[b]The leader laughs.[/b] "I am not a fighter, I am a tactician. I promise no harm will be done to the dojo if you let me take Fortis."
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Uhhh... Fortis Fortis Fortis. Why do you talk black dudes always want Fortis?
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"Fortis is public enemy #1 on our home world. You can either hand him over, or die."
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Or you can die. [b]he uppercuts the dude with super strength[/b]
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[b]He flies upwards and lands. Instantly, thousands of soldiers are all shooting at Tubbs, the closest ones punching him or even stabbing him.[/b] "NULLSET---/:;(. SET D VALUE TO _<0." [b]Ten giant gunships come into orbit, each ten times larger than Fortis's. Following behind them are two giant flagships that seem larger than the planet itself.[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/29/2016 4:11:47 AM[b]he uses his Pants[/b] Ok ok ok. I give. I'll let you all take Fortis. [b]he puts his hands up[/b]
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 11/29/2016 12:36:39 PM"SB2991, formation strike291." [b]The leader says. They wait for Tubbs to lead the way.[/b]
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Idk where he is. You all gotta find him.
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"Spread out and find Fortis." [b]A soldier who seems to be the second in command says.[/b] "You do not give the orders around here. SP183//)(-NULLSET)>FORTIS." [b]The leader says. The troops, somehow able to understand him, start taking offensive positions in and around the houses surrounding Fortis's flagship.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs just sits down and gets popcorn[/b]
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[b]Right before it seems like they are going to attack, Fortis's ships all take off at once.[/b] "E181, NULLSETI183, SET VARIABLE F1-190 TO <0, SET FC TO 1." [b]Ten giant gun ships pursue Fortis's across the planet. A small transport ship comes to pick up the army.[/b] "Goodbye, Tubbs. It was a pleasure being punched by you." [b]The commander says as he is lifted towards one of the gunships.[/b]
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Thanks man! Pleasure being almost murdered by you!
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[spoiler]End?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yee[/spoiler]
