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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/28/2016 3:34:56 AM
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[b]Genocide[/b]
[b]A pack of Mechonus soldiers of unknown origin storm into the dojo. Their captain is a figure cloaked in shadow. While they throw a few bombs at certain houses, they don't seem to be doing much damage to the dojo. Instead, they are charging towards Fortis's flagship, which is now surrounded by multiple other ships.[/b]
[spoiler]Open, help the army attack Fortis, help Fortis defend, or just talk with some of the soldiers.[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/28/2016 8:39:26 PM[b]they all hear a noise[/b] "Whack!" [spoiler]someone yelled that[/spoiler]
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[b]Everyone turns towards the sound except for the leader.[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/29/2016 3:23:47 AM[b]one of the soldiers has a metal stick thrown at his face[/b] [b]it makes a noise that sounds like "Whack"[/b] [b]nobody is to be seen[/b]
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"Formation eight. Analyze threat: DOJO GATE--/ TIME STAMP, 018:281." [b]The leader of the small army says. Instantly, the soldiers divid into search parties, while others set up explosives by the door.[/b]
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Hey buddy! [b]Tubbs jumps off a building in front of the guy with his hands up[/b] 1v1 me. Me and you. Right here right now. Winner keeps Dojo and the bombs.
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[b]The leader laughs.[/b] "I am not a fighter, I am a tactician. I promise no harm will be done to the dojo if you let me take Fortis."
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Uhhh... Fortis Fortis Fortis. Why do you talk black dudes always want Fortis?
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"Fortis is public enemy #1 on our home world. You can either hand him over, or die."
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Or you can die. [b]he uppercuts the dude with super strength[/b]
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[b]He flies upwards and lands. Instantly, thousands of soldiers are all shooting at Tubbs, the closest ones punching him or even stabbing him.[/b] "NULLSET---/:;(. SET D VALUE TO _<0." [b]Ten giant gunships come into orbit, each ten times larger than Fortis's. Following behind them are two giant flagships that seem larger than the planet itself.[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/29/2016 4:11:47 AM[b]he uses his Pants[/b] Ok ok ok. I give. I'll let you all take Fortis. [b]he puts his hands up[/b]
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 11/29/2016 12:36:39 PM"SB2991, formation strike291." [b]The leader says. They wait for Tubbs to lead the way.[/b]
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Idk where he is. You all gotta find him.
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"Spread out and find Fortis." [b]A soldier who seems to be the second in command says.[/b] "You do not give the orders around here. SP183//)(-NULLSET)>FORTIS." [b]The leader says. The troops, somehow able to understand him, start taking offensive positions in and around the houses surrounding Fortis's flagship.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs just sits down and gets popcorn[/b]
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[b]Right before it seems like they are going to attack, Fortis's ships all take off at once.[/b] "E181, NULLSETI183, SET VARIABLE F1-190 TO <0, SET FC TO 1." [b]Ten giant gun ships pursue Fortis's across the planet. A small transport ship comes to pick up the army.[/b] "Goodbye, Tubbs. It was a pleasure being punched by you." [b]The commander says as he is lifted towards one of the gunships.[/b]
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Thanks man! Pleasure being almost murdered by you!
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[spoiler]End?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yee[/spoiler]
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((totally non-cannon in all regards)) All the soldiers die, their heads having turned into pineapples.
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[spoiler]... I don't really know how to respond to that...[/spoiler]
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A small army of squirrels starts eating the pineapples. [spoiler]i wouldnt know how either.[/spoiler]
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[b]The entire universe morphs into a potato and the Irish prosper.[/b]
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[spoiler]well played[/spoiler]
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[b]The Irish enslave all living things and force them to farm potatoes.[/b]
