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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/27/2016 5:17:25 AM
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[b]Tubbs whacks it like the trident is a baseball bat[/b]
I thought we meant guns... my bad.
[b]he puts away the trident[/b]
Ok, I won't do anything this reply to make it up to you.
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 11/27/2016 5:19:45 AM[b]The figure starts forming a giant fire ball the size of a building in his hands. As it grows bigger, the sky grows blacker, until the entire dojo is engulfed in an otherworldly ominous shadow.[/b]
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Oh snap. Maybe we should take this to another planet? [b]Tubbs opens a portal behind you that sucks you up and spits you out on a random planet[/b] [b]Tubbs goes through it as well and closes the portal[/b]
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"Well then were would we get all the innocent people to kill?" [b]The figure throws the fireball at Tubbs, and it acts almost like a heat seeking missile.[/b]
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Shi- [b]it hits him and a big explosion happens[/b] [b]smoke is everywhere and it's all silent[/b]
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[b]The figure slams to the ground, with a large grin on his face. He starts making another fireball.[/b]
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[b]the smoke clears, and Tubbs is gone[/b] [spoiler]to survive, I used my Pants, which puts up an invincible shield around me for 2 turns[/spoiler] [spoiler]its over now[/spoiler] [spoiler]now I'm invisible with an invisibility cloak[/spoiler] [b]the guy gets punched right in the back with super strength, keep in mind with this power I'm as strong as Superman[/b]
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[b]The figure flies across the landscape and lands about 100 yards away.[/b] "Those are some nifty pants you have there. It is a shame I will have to incinerate them!" [b]The figure pounds the ground with tremendous force, trying to uses echo-location to locate Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]he gets punched right in the face as soon as he punches the ground, before he can go flying, Tubbs grabs his shirt collar and starts repeatedly punching him in the face[/b]
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[b]His face turns into flames and his body passes into Tubbs. The figure then tries to poses Tubbs.[/b] "You will do as I say!"
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I'd rather not! [b]Tubbs starts running away lol[/b]
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[b]The figure is still inside of Tubbs, his clothing left behind on the barren planets floor.[/b] "You cannot run from me. I am already inside of you, and you cannot run from yourself."
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[b]Tubbs stops[/b] When you get out of me will you be naked?
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"I do not have... genitals... so I don't really care. Now, submit to my command!" [b]The figure starts trying to hack into Tubbs mind.[/b]
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... [b]he tries to think of random and disgusting things to get you to leave his mind[/b]
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"I have seen it all before, and far worse. In fact, I feed off of what you might consider bad." [b]Tubbs starts to feel a sharp pain in his head.[/b]
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Mother! [b]he falls and grabs his head[/b] Fine then. [b]Tubbs starts thinking about happy things, like a baby panda eating a lollipop [/b]
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[b]You can hear the figure get in your mind.[/b] "Fine then, if you want a fight, I'll give it to you." [b]The happy though turns into a horrifying one as the Panda is brutally murdered by what looks to be Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs turns into a baby penguin, and the panda turns into a rainbow[/b] [b]the penguin starts flying to the clouds[/b]
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[b]The clouds turn into toxic carbon monoxide clouds, and acid rain starts falling on the Earth.[/b] "I can keep this up for eternity. The question is, can you?"
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[b]the acid rain turns into normal rain and the clouds disappear[/b] [b]it floods and the rain stops, the penguin is on a boat fishing in the middle of the water[/b]
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[b]A shark comes up and eats the penguin and the boat.[/b]
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[b]that shark flies up into the sky and dances in the clouds with cloud people[/b]
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"You are quite exceptional at this. Perhaps I should try a different method." [b]You feel another sharp pain in your head, this time coming from much deeper in your mind.[/b] "If I can't control your conscious or subconscious, then I will have to do this manually." [b]It feels like fingertips are touching you mind and stimulating you to do different things. First, you start walking, and then trip yourself.[/b]
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Boi....... [b]he starts yelling something[/b] TUBBS 2 I SUMMON YOU!!! [b]a spirit that looks exactly like Tubbs appears, and also jumps into his body[/b]
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"Two Tubbs? Dang it." [b]You feel one more sharp jolt from your mind before the creature flies away.[/b]
