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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/27/2016 5:04:09 AM
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"Wow, a metal stick. So terrifying."
[b]He dodges the stick and then starts flying at Tubbs. He lights the entire block on fire, picks up a long wooden beam from the bar wreckage, and chucks it at Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]when you dodged the stick it extends into a scythe and cuts you on the side[/b] [b]back to the beam thing[/b] [b]Tubbs catches it and spins one time then let's go, throwing it back at you[/b]
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[b]The figure kicks the beam and it splinters into two. He then torches the entire road, hoping to trap you in flames.[/b]
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Boi. [b]he makes a ring of Fire around himself, and 3 spears made of fire are slung at you[/b]
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 11/27/2016 5:10:33 AM[b]The figure makes a fire wall and started slowly pushing it towards Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]tries to think of a way to dodge all this fire...[/b] Got it. [b]he pulls out a trident, and water starts shooting out of it, putting out all the fire on the ground, he then aims it at you[/b]
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"Didn't we agree to no weapons?" [b]The figure picks up a large piece of metal from the surrounding wreckage and throws it like a trident at Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs whacks it like the trident is a baseball bat[/b] I thought we meant guns... my bad. [b]he puts away the trident[/b] Ok, I won't do anything this reply to make it up to you.
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 11/27/2016 5:19:45 AM[b]The figure starts forming a giant fire ball the size of a building in his hands. As it grows bigger, the sky grows blacker, until the entire dojo is engulfed in an otherworldly ominous shadow.[/b]
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Oh snap. Maybe we should take this to another planet? [b]Tubbs opens a portal behind you that sucks you up and spits you out on a random planet[/b] [b]Tubbs goes through it as well and closes the portal[/b]
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"Well then were would we get all the innocent people to kill?" [b]The figure throws the fireball at Tubbs, and it acts almost like a heat seeking missile.[/b]
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Shi- [b]it hits him and a big explosion happens[/b] [b]smoke is everywhere and it's all silent[/b]
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[b]The figure slams to the ground, with a large grin on his face. He starts making another fireball.[/b]
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[b]the smoke clears, and Tubbs is gone[/b] [spoiler]to survive, I used my Pants, which puts up an invincible shield around me for 2 turns[/spoiler] [spoiler]its over now[/spoiler] [spoiler]now I'm invisible with an invisibility cloak[/spoiler] [b]the guy gets punched right in the back with super strength, keep in mind with this power I'm as strong as Superman[/b]
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[b]The figure flies across the landscape and lands about 100 yards away.[/b] "Those are some nifty pants you have there. It is a shame I will have to incinerate them!" [b]The figure pounds the ground with tremendous force, trying to uses echo-location to locate Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]he gets punched right in the face as soon as he punches the ground, before he can go flying, Tubbs grabs his shirt collar and starts repeatedly punching him in the face[/b]
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[b]His face turns into flames and his body passes into Tubbs. The figure then tries to poses Tubbs.[/b] "You will do as I say!"
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I'd rather not! [b]Tubbs starts running away lol[/b]
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[b]The figure is still inside of Tubbs, his clothing left behind on the barren planets floor.[/b] "You cannot run from me. I am already inside of you, and you cannot run from yourself."
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[b]Tubbs stops[/b] When you get out of me will you be naked?
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"I do not have... genitals... so I don't really care. Now, submit to my command!" [b]The figure starts trying to hack into Tubbs mind.[/b]
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... [b]he tries to think of random and disgusting things to get you to leave his mind[/b]
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"I have seen it all before, and far worse. In fact, I feed off of what you might consider bad." [b]Tubbs starts to feel a sharp pain in his head.[/b]
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Mother! [b]he falls and grabs his head[/b] Fine then. [b]Tubbs starts thinking about happy things, like a baby panda eating a lollipop [/b]
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[b]You can hear the figure get in your mind.[/b] "Fine then, if you want a fight, I'll give it to you." [b]The happy though turns into a horrifying one as the Panda is brutally murdered by what looks to be Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs turns into a baby penguin, and the panda turns into a rainbow[/b] [b]the penguin starts flying to the clouds[/b]
