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originally posted in: THE DOJO
11/25/2016 8:02:09 PM
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[b][i]THE CHAMPIONSHIPS!!![/i][/b] Fireworks launched into the sky at the end of each final fight of the tournament. Each victor had been chosen, or had beaten their way up to where they were now. However, they had no idea if they won. Except for JJ, of course. Now, the deity stood in his observatory, and tapped the mic. "OHHHHHH MAN! This is the beginning of the end munchkins! But before we have to get to the champion fights, we have to go through who our champions are!!!! They are..... JJ! Your Soldier champion! JT! Your Ranged Champion! And.....BAL! Your Melee champion! So! THESE THREE will be fighting against eachother! But before I tell you who's first, EACH OF EM IS ABOUT TO GET ROASTED! HAZAA!" *ahem* "JJ. He walked into the tourney, WITHOUT his simulation, fought his way to the top and became the champion of his class! That's probably the most success he's had in his life! Next up...loosing his virginity! JT. What would you get if "Deus Ex" and "young guns" made sweet, sweet love? Whatever the hell JT is! He beat the shit outta wheb, and unlike JJ he cried his way to the top rather then shoot his way! Ha! (Don't kill me please). And to finish, we have Bal! The saviour of Di-Jin! A giant! And of course, General of the Telurian army! Who he let DIE because he was too busy whining about him being weak! Someone hire that guy! Alright now that that's done....we must PIT ALL OF THESE DICKS AGAINST EACHOTHER! Your first champion fight will be.... JJ....VS....BAL! Let's get this fight started shall we?" [spoiler]Will make the fighting post for you guys in a bit.[/spoiler]
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