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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/25/2016 12:54:44 AM
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[b][i]Turkey's dinner[/i][/b]
[i]Everyone had been enjoying their thanksgiving, but for the Sandellos, the fun had only just begun.
Matthew sat down at a long table with the highest respected gang members. Some of the extra guests included the vaquero and Shalidor.
While the others were getting ready to eat, Shalidor was examining a book. The vaquero watched from across the table, somewhat cautiously.
Once they were ready to start, Shalidor spoke up. [/i]
"This turkey you chose, Matt, it's a bit small, wouldn't you agree?"
[i]Sandello looked at him, somewhat annoyed.[/i]
"Can't you just leave it, Shale?"
"Not at all, don't worry, I got this."
[i]Shalidor began to cast a strange spell, focusing it on the turkey. The vaquero spoke up finally.[/i]
"Shalidor, that really isn't going to end wel-"
[i]Before he could finish speaking, Shalidor cast the spell on the turkey. It began to grow rapidly, bubbling slightly. Some of the gang members began to walk backwards, away from it. Soon enough, the turkey was ten feet tall and alive. Began to stand up and devour the table. Sandello and the vaquero got up, and began to attack the turkey, but it only got angrier. Shalidor also attacked, but they needed extra help, as the turkey was constantly growing and getting more powerful. [/i]
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*Someone behind them throws a blue-bladed sword. It stabs into the turkey, ice starting to stretch across it as Sketch runs up.* "What the h@$$ is going on?!"
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[b]Ricardo looked up and saw Sketch.[/b] "Shalidor thought the turkey would make a great test subject for his new spell."
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"Test subject? [i]New[/i] spell??? I practically grew up in a lab! If you're testing something experimental, it needs to be in a safe, controlled environment! Not a dinner table!" *The ice continues spreading, moving to its wings.*
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[b]Shalidor began to defend himself while shooting lightning at the turkey. [/b] "Well how I was supposed to know it wasn't cooked normally!? It would've worked if there was no honey in it." [b]The turkey began to slam against random objects, breaking the ice off of it and knocking the sword out.[/b]
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*He summons both his katanas, swinging them together as if they are a baseball bat, attempting to send the turkey into a large tree.* "That's why you need a controlled environment dummy! If something goes wrong, it will be contained!"
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"Well I did try it on another turkey... that didn't have honey in it. It worked a bit better than this." [b]The turkey began kicking and swinging at sketch as it backed up, hitting him a couple of times.[/b]
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*Sketch stumbled back but regained his balance. He swung his swords even harder, sending an even stronger blast of air towards the turkey.* [spoiler]This is about strong enough to flip a truck...[/spoiler]
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[b]The turkey stumbled backward, then fell over kicking at Sketch. It started to roll over to get up.[/b]
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*Sketch touches the back of his neck, summoning his flamethrower. He blasts a pillar of fire at the turkey.*
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[b]The turkey screamed at the flames as it slowly started burning and then started rolling towards sketch while on fire. [/b]
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*Sketch leaped out of the away, continuing to blast it with flames.*
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[b]The turkey began to slow down as it grew weaker, but it still rolled towards sketch a little, sticking its wings out to hit him.[/b]
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*He climbed up a tree, trying to avoid being hit.*
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[b]The turkey began ramming itself into the tree violently, shaking it back and forth.[/b]
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*He digs his claws into the wood, blasting it with the flamethrower some more.*
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*Kara looked up toward the turkey, giving a face of utter confusion, her gun ready.* "Since when did turkeys get taller?" She asks.
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"Since I didn't know they cooked the turkey with honey. This spell would've worked much better without honey." Said Shalidor angrily as he shot lightning at the giant bird. [b]They all threw everything they had at the turkey. Sandello began to yell.[/b] "Well don't just stand there! Start shooting the damn thing!"
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"Alright, alright!" Kara responds, pulling out three cards. She slides the first one into her gun. [i][Kamen Ride: Hibiki!][/i] *She pulls the trigger, forming a specter of the Oni Rider, as she slides the second card in. [i][Final Form Ride: Hibiki!][/i] *She shoots at the specter's back, turning it into its final form. That final form turns on fire and begins to ram the beastily turkey, trying to take it down.* [spoiler]Hibiki- http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kamenrider/images/8/8c/KRH-Hibiki.png/revision/latest?cb=20140419073450 His final form- https://d2ev13g7cze5ka.cloudfront.net/ban/ban955111_1.jpg?v=0000000001[/spoiler]
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[b]The turkey began to fall backwards. It started kicking with the bony stubs of its feet aggressively. [/b]
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*The final form simply moved away from where it was before and rammed its head.*
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[b]The turkey screeched and started spinning around as it tried to get up.[/b]
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Uhhhhh... should I help?
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[b]Sandello looked at him, and spoke with urgency. [/b] "Yes, please do."
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No prob. [b]his scythe appears in his hands[/b] [b]he amazingly leaps at the face and stabs it in the right eye ball[/b]
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[spoiler]Since it's already cooked, it has no head. So instead, you hit the top of the turkey breast.[/spoiler] [b]The turkey screeched and began to flaunt its tiny, cooked wings at tubbs angrily.[/b]
