originally posted in:The New Dojo
[i]A six feet, five inches tall figure in a set of gunmetal grey armour walked up to the stand, the helmet being off to show the head of an old man, about fifty, it seemed. He stopped before the stand, ringing the bell using his right hand. [/i]
"Yo, wha' kinda animals ya got, pal?"
English
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[b]he falls out of his chair but quickly jumps back up[/b] Woah, who are you pal!?
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"Jason. Jason Fandango. Yah, yah, there's a game called Grim Fandango or sum such shiet. Don' even."
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Um... ok there Mr. Flamingo. What do you need today?
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"Wha' kinda animals ya got? Cuz I wan' sum.. interestin' ones, ya know? Russian shiet. Grizzleh bears."
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Russian bears pshh. [b]he looks around as if talking to someone[/b] You hear this guy!? Russian bear is interesting!? HA! [b]he looks back at you[/b] Listen pal, I got that, but don't you want something a little more... rare? Like this beaut? [b]he reaches in a cabinet at the bottom of the structure and pulls out an action figure of a bear with razor sharp teeth, claws also razor sharp, and wings[/b]
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"Wha da fuсkin' shiet's da? Sum kinda bear mixed witha fuсkin' razor? Not ta mention 'em win's. 'Tis fuсkin' awesome, I tell ya. Wha' dya wan' fo' tha' beauteh? I got plenteh o' cash for ya. 'Ell, I can do sumthin' for ya? I'm a merc, aftah all."
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Calm it down there. Spell good and I'll see what I can do.