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Edited by Jello: 11/24/2016 12:42:18 AM
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ROAST hunters

So I got bored and I decided to search up roasts for every class and I've only seen roasts for only titans and warlocks,but what about the hunters? If the community roasted warlocks and titans, why shouldn't the hunters be roasted? I personally am not a hunter but -blam!- it just comment the best hunter roast you got! I'd love to see some good ones! EDIT 1: Great roasts guys! Keep em up!

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  • Edited by Pocket Infinity (Adept): 11/23/2016 11:39:05 PM
    Lol Nova Bomb. The amount of times I've seen a Warlock kill themselves with it is limitless. They have nothing to say about what Hunters wear because they wear dres... ROBES, excuse me. And have a bond...? Okee. Their Quartermaster is a terribly stiff human who (when talking about a Guardian stranded in the Vault of Glass) immediately says something like "I've heard heard that name before... Written in the margin of text! He is real!" Titans on the other hand. Wait, this is still on the same hand... Of all the creative names for subclasses, they came up with Striker, Defender, and (props to Taken King) Sunbreaker. Defender is a Super I only seem to see in choke points which soak up your team's bullets more than the enemy's. YOUR Quartermaster is Zavala, a monotone big man who... I don't know. Until just now I forgot who he was because of his tiny contribution to the story And then on the other hand we have Hunters. Instead of being sitting ducks in the air, we maneuver to get out of the way of Titan smashes, Warlock mortars, etc. We apparently have no eyes because we wear helmets that have no, well, places to see out of. Like the Graviton Forfeit. Speaking of which, is a fly looking piece. Cloaks vs bonds(?) vs marks. Really? REALLY? While Titans get the Fabian Strategy (woo hoo) and Warlocks get Tlaloc (actual legit props), Hunters get the Ace of Spades. Lit gun. Made by a lit Quartermaster, Cayde-6. As opposed to the other 2, Cayde actually contributes a lot. He always seems to be helping out Eris on Taken King missions and provides us with comic relief. He's the only Quartermaster (or NPC at all) that seems to have a personality, and extra props if you'll notice he's a ROBOT (Exo, if you think I'm racist). He gave us a stealth drive for our ships (which granted, we broke) so we could get into the Dreadnaught. Thanks Cayde! HONESTLY GUYS. I think we should all get along a lot more. But I have to back up my favorite class when it's being attacked. Love Warlocks. They're honestly pretty great. Titans have a spot in my heart too. Truthfully, it's not as big as the one for Hunters and Warlocks, but it's still there

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