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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/22/2016 4:54:13 PM
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[u]The Turducken Incident [/u]
Running throughout the Dojo is a strange bird with the snood and neck of a turkey, the head and feathers of a duck, and the voice of a chicken running throughout the Dojo.
"*sigh* next time I'm definitely looking things up before I decide creating genetic abominations as plan A. Agh... just.. stop running!"
Ama says trying hopelessly to hide herself under a large grey cloak as her silver hair pokes out from the side of the hood while she chases the strange creature.
[spoiler]open. A Thanksgiving gag post lol.[/spoiler]
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"Well that's fixed. Thanks."
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"No problem. I'm curious as to how that thing will taste. Name's Cannon by the way." He helps her restrain the bird.
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"Ama. I know it's a strange name but it's what I came up with instead of going around using my test number as a name. Made a couple of these guys though this one is kind of clever. Might keep this one around just to study."
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"You a test toob kid too?" The Mandalorian asks, slightly surprised.
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"Yeah was made in a lab. I'm a cross between plant and animal. I can usually control plant life around me but sometimes I accidently subconsciously do it so I am usually wearing this restriction device." She Points out a metal device around her neck.
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"Interesting. Must be nice having powers." He chuckles.
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"It's pretty nice most of the time though kind of tricky to restrain. I would have just snared the little guy in a few vines but I'm pretty sure I'd accidently crush him." She says powering the device down for a second. A single vine seeps up from the pavement leaving a small crack in the sidewalk.
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"Wow. I wish I could do that. The idiots that made me just decided to make normal humans. Unless you count cancer as a super power."
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"Ouch, sorry. Tried to get that fixed?"
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"Yeah. It's mostly gone. I was lucky to have friends in high places. Any idea how you'll cook that thing?" He asks, pointing at the bird.
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"Well if it's like a normal turkey it's pretty much bring one to the slaughterhouse and then roast it. Hopefully I didn't do anything to crazy with the thing since it's well... a literal turducken."
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Cannon laughs. "Sounds tasty. Any chance I could pay you to make me one?"
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"Heh well if you want one I can probably concoct another one. Just don't make the same mistake I did and leave the door open. They tend to make a run to anything they think they can pass through."
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"Alright. How much for one?"
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"Never thought of a price.... hmm the usual turkey goes for around 25 credits I think so... 30? That or a decent sized spool of wiring. Always seem to be running out of wires."
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"I've got ten meters of wire that I'm not using. You can take that in return for a turducken."
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"Works for me. I'll have one ready in the morning. Might be cutting it close but I'm sure it will be good to go in time to cook"
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"Thanks. Just drop it off at my ship when it's done. I'm parked in the far courtyard, the big black L ship." Cannon gestures in the direction of his ship.
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Edited by ALIAS-F4LS: 11/24/2016 1:03:16 AM"Ah alright. Sounds easy enough to spot out."
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Cannon nods. "Well, see you around Ama. I'll have the wire by the time you drop it off." He turns to leave.
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[b]Fortis jumps at the turducken and grabs it by the neck.[/b] "What the heck is this thing?"
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The creature flails around attempting to peck and escape. "Well uh... I got... creative? OK fine I heard the term turducken and decided to apply science to it" The Strange animal starts quaking, then gobbling before making a bizarre combination of all three animals noises at once. "What was I thinking...."
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"Well, even if it is sort of creepy, it looks delicious."
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"I hope so. Never really had a Thanksgiving since I spent most of my life as a lab product so I thought I'd try it out."
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"Wait, did you say that you spent most of your life as a lab product?"
