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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
11/22/2016 1:28:58 PM
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[b]you notice something weird[/b]
[b]right beside the gates on the opposite side of Sketch's box is a small wooden structure[/b]
[b]it looks like a little kid's lemonade stand[/b]
[b]on the top it has a sign that says "Tubbs's Pet Shop!"[/b]
[b]it's really sloppy handwriting[/b]
[b]on the desk part there is a bowl and a bell[/b]
[b]Tubbs is asleep sitting in a chair behind it[/b]
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[i]A six feet, five inches tall figure in a set of gunmetal grey armour walked up to the stand, the helmet being off to show the head of an old man, about fifty, it seemed. He stopped before the stand, ringing the bell using his right hand. [/i] "Yo, wha' kinda animals ya got, pal?"
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[b]he falls out of his chair but quickly jumps back up[/b] Woah, who are you pal!?
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"Jason. Jason Fandango. Yah, yah, there's a game called Grim Fandango or sum such shiet. Don' even."
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Um... ok there Mr. Flamingo. What do you need today?
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"Wha' kinda animals ya got? Cuz I wan' sum.. interestin' ones, ya know? Russian shiet. Grizzleh bears."
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Russian bears pshh. [b]he looks around as if talking to someone[/b] You hear this guy!? Russian bear is interesting!? HA! [b]he looks back at you[/b] Listen pal, I got that, but don't you want something a little more... rare? Like this beaut? [b]he reaches in a cabinet at the bottom of the structure and pulls out an action figure of a bear with razor sharp teeth, claws also razor sharp, and wings[/b]
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"Wha da fuсkin' shiet's da? Sum kinda bear mixed witha fuсkin' razor? Not ta mention 'em win's. 'Tis fuсkin' awesome, I tell ya. Wha' dya wan' fo' tha' beauteh? I got plenteh o' cash for ya. 'Ell, I can do sumthin' for ya? I'm a merc, aftah all."
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Calm it down there. Spell good and I'll see what I can do.
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This again? *Mortar walks up to the stand* Sup tubbs?
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[b]he keeps his eyes closed but talks[/b] Sah dude.
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Well you got any good pets?
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All pets are good my man.
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True... Let's see what you got.
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Where ya wanna start? Choose a type. Cute, deadly, scary, etc...
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Can I have a scary deadly combo? Like a Xenomorph of sorts?
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Yeah definitely. But, ya gotta choose, how many legs? And does it walk on all it legs and it has no arms like a dog? Or what?
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Hmm... Four legs, but has two arms and stands upright. So has six limbs altogether
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Geez... what do you wants its hands and feet like?
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[b]Ry walked up to the stand, a little nervous. She was still always a little nervous about meeting new people, but at least she wasn't scared of everyone like she was before. She wore an orange set of robes with red, flamelike designs on it. Her purple hair was tied up in a ponytail, and her pale yellow eyes scanned the little stand. There was one thing that was especially weird, though. Her skin was a bright pink, not quite neon, but it certainly glowed slightly.[/b] "Um... Hello?" [b]Her voice was timid, then again, she was just timid in general, it seemed.[/b]
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[b]he slowly opens his eyes and sees her[/b] New fone who dis
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"Um... My real name is really long, so just call me Ry. It's what everyone else calls me. So... Are you open right now?"
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Yeah Ry. What ya need?
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"I need a guinea pig."
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Ummm. Ok... [b]he pulls out an action figure of a guinea pig from a cabinet towards the bottom of the wooden structure[/b] [b]he touches it and it turns into an actual guinea pig[/b]
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"How much do I owe you?"
