{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/22/2016 5:25:12 AM
1
"No, no. I'm talking about the insults to my opponent. That just didn't feel right of me."
English
-
"Oh... That. They weren't even that bad, though..."
-
"I know. But still, wouldn't it be nice if I was well...nicer for a day?"
-
"I honestly think you can get any nicer, Leone. But you could try, I guess."
-
"Hmm...you want breakfast? Ask me anything and I'll try to make it to the best of my abilities."
-
"Heh. Let's see you try and make eggs Benedict. I have everything you need in the fridge. Hollandaise sauce included."
-
"Okay...let me just go do something real quick." He said, dashing off to his room and quickly getting on the computer. Around 5 minutes had passed before a barely audible 'WHAT' was yelled from his room. Leone came back, with his hair tied back. "Alright...I'm back. The Hollandaise sauce is already made right?" He said as he reached for an apron, putting it on.
-
[b]Ry laughed when she heard the what.[/b] "Yeah. Made it last night."
-
"Thank. God." Were the two words he said as he went in the fridge, grabbing the Sauce and placing it down on a counter along with Canadian Bacon, Eggs, Butter, black olives and Parsley. Then he shuffled around the cabinets, grabbing the English Muffins, Salt and Pepper and paprika. Leone got to work, starting by cooking the Canadian Bacon first on a skillet. "I hope you know this might not turn out well Ry-Ry...."
-
"If you manage to burn any of the food, I will still eat it. And also, worst that'll happen is I die! I'm kidding! I can tell when something's too cold! It'll all be fine!"
-
"I..uh...okay." He said, now moving on to split the English Muffins and then toasting them, slightly buttering one side of each part of the muffins before putting them in the oven. Then Leone grabbed a plate, knife and a fork. Opening the olives jar he fished a few out with the fork and then cutting them in half with the knife. "Well I didn't mess up...yet. I guess its time to start on the eggs. Say Ry, that Beta you helped, she's rather....peculiar should I say. Now I'm not trying to be offensive, I just find her a tad bit odd."
-
"Oh, she's really odd. Very strange. She tries to get engaged. And she thinks I don't know, but she wears the ring around. I have cameras in every room. Yes, all of them. Even yours."
-
"W-what? You're telling me, there's a camera in my room....watching me sleep? Why?"
-
"I don't watch you sleep. If it's any consolation, there's on one my room, too. You could access the cameras from your room."
-
"Okay, that brings me to a second and more important question. You said EVERY room right? Wouldn't that be rather...awkward? Seeing how I assume they are in the bathrooms as well?" Leone said, checking on the muffins.
-
"Leone, don't worry. They're not pointed towards the baths. They're pointed towards the sink. And no, I don't watch you take baths or something creepy like that. I actually haven't looked at the bathroom cams in like three months."
-
"Alright...I mean I know I can trust you not to like, watch me sleep and stuff. It's just the thought of those cameras are unnerving." He said, putting on oven mitts to take out the now light brown muffins. Then he grabbed another skillet and half filled it with water. Then, he waited on it to start slightly bubbling.
-
"If it makes you feel any better, you could watch me sleep, too. I just trust you enough to know you won't. I hope that resonates."
-
"I won't watch you sleep, and I trust you as well. On to a new topic, so I can forget those cameras exist, why Eggs Benedict?" Leone said, looking at the slightly bubbling water now. He grabbed a bowl and cracked an egg in it, then carefully and gently poured the egg in the water, careful not to mess up the yolk
-
"It seemed easy. And I already had the Hollandaise."
-
"Mm, yeah...[i]easy[/i]." Leone said, turning around to Ry for a moment before realizing something. "Here's another question, how come you don't...wear a bra? I mean like, I'm not personally complaining but I just realized how bizarre it is."
-
"What's a bra? It's clothes, I'm guessing. Why don't I wear one... Is it something for women to wear?"
-
"It's like underwear, but for women's chests..." Leone said, his reference being obvious. He was surprised Ry didn't know what they were. Another round of explaining somewhat embarrassing things for Leone. "Basically, let's just say it makes shirts and stuff...more comfortable. For your uh...breasts. I really don't know, they're just underwear that exists."
-
"Really? How would shirts be uncomfortable? Then again, I don't wear shirts. I just wear my robes and my underwear. Real comfortable."
-
"True, but let's say you were feeling the Christmas spirit and you wanted to put on a sweater like mine. Wouldn't it get all itchy and irritating with no bra?" Leone said, trying to defend a fuсking bra. Eventually he started to poach the egg while waiting on her response.
-
"I guess so. But then we have the predicament that I have no clue how sizes are measured in bras. Length? Width of your chest? Size of the breasts? Guess I'll have to do some research later."
