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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/22/2016 3:39:01 AM
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"And ruin my paint job, hell no. Testuto you have to trust me on this, Tina is a swindler."
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"She made Irina a necklace that would allow her to speak for free..." Tina raised her hand to speak. "Also! It's a paint from the ollimund! It washes off in a day! We just want you to wear it for your big fight okay Guy?! ...please let me go now...."
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[b]Suddenly a massive ship warps above the dojo, creating a massive wind storm.[/b] "Ah, that would be my old friends...." [b]Many smaller ships fly out and land near the group, and a hatch opens. A giant armored reptile walks out holding a shotgun, it's eyes locking on the group.[/b] "[b]Well well, what do we have here?[/b]"
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Tyrone looks around, Teek adjusts his spectacles, and Tina stays on Zanes grip. Tesuto turns slowly around, checking out the Krogans. "Well...hello."
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[b]The Krogan walks over to the group, his claymore-3000 shotgun swaying[/b] "[b]Zane, old friend! Got your signal so I issued the fleet to move.[/b]" "Good to see you again Wrex, how's Tuchunca?" "[b]Lots of little tykes running around, thanks to your help, what seems to be the problem?[/b]" "Well this girl Tina here tried to swindle me out of a lot of money." "[b]That right?[/b]"
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Commander Shepard flew from Tesutos ASS, killing him after he reaped him. He pulled out his gun, looking at Wrex. It was a long time before the two had spoken, especially after a god awful ending. He said three words that Wrex never forget.... "We'll bang OK?"
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[b]The krogan nods, missing the time he and his play mate spent.[/b] "[b]After I deal with this shepherd, keep it in your pants.[/b]"
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"I think your BUTT is a bit more important." *he puts on a pair of sunglasses, titled 'Liaras ass'*
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"[b]Not now shepherd! No how much did my friend have to pay?[/b]" [b]He motions to the fleet behind him[/b]
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"Nothing! Not anymore anyways he's really doesn't need to be all upset about this and I just wanted an endorsement for free possibly maybe from the guy who saved everyone and it wouldn't be a hassle and would Help everyone out and-" Commander Shepard turned to Tina. "Did you say free endorsement?" "Uhhh...yes?" "I can give you a free endorsement. ;)" "Ummmmm...how would you do-" "I'm commander Shepard. And this is my favourite store on the citadel."
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"Look, paint your shops logo on the chest section, and you'll have a favor from me. We got a deal?"
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"Hey that sounds like a great-" "Wrex? Am I your... Dirty little secret?" Commander Shepard suddenly dominated the scene like he dominated Liara in mass effect one.
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"Oh my...Il stop by later to discuss our deal?" [b]Wrex picks up Shepard bridal style and carries him back to the ship, and the fleet takes off.[/b]
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Tesutos dead body explodes into data and is transferred back to the gate. Tina looks at Zane. "So what about just a tiny ad? I mean the armour was gunna cost you money anyways...."
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"Yeah, just don't mess up the paint job. The chest area should be fine." [b]A thought clicks in his head.[/b] "How about if you guys become my sponsor? Should bring in lots of interest and make your name grow."
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"Ya, that sounds good!" Teek is still wondering what the hell just happened, and he just walks out of the shop.
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[spoiler]End?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yup.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Man. That was a throwback to the old days lmao [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Lmao, yup. 'Twas fun though.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]so weird...[/spoiler]
