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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/22/2016 2:59:17 AM
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The two salesmen look at eachother. Tyrones eyes go wide again as he stares down Zane. Tina, on the other hand, is rather calm.
"....Naaaaaah! Pretty sure that price made sense!"
"Especially on a high piece of Phoenix equipment...."
Tiekal, the red haired man, walked into the armour shop, writing down notes in a small pad.
"And the shields themselves would be difficult to get around in constructing the suit without being electrocuted. As we can see from Tyrones hands...."
Tyrones hands were a dark black, burnt.
"It seems he couldn't escape such a hazard. Now, along with the armour, and due to its rare quantity including the graphite cloak, every inch of said armour is worth...a few thousand, to say the least. Now, since it was constructed by the Phoenix, its price increases three fold. To repair such a piece would require intense care as well as resources. Say, Tyrone, how much Graphite do you have on hand?"
The large black man raised his fist, saying zero.
"And how much before the construction?"
He raises his hand saying five.
"Five pounds of graphite? Intriguing. Since graphites value per pound is now 2000, that would mean for the amount of graphite, which is the least costly material on such a significant piece of armour, that the cloak alone cost ten thousand.
Must I go on....?"
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"Hm, interesting. And yet when I first got the armor it required none of those things to fix, so thanks for making it stronger! Now on the price? I feel offended that Tina here tried to swindle me, so I'd say this." [b]He walks up to the red haired man.[/b] "Because I'm a nice guy, il forget the whole thing and you'll get ONE favor from me, and I won't destroy your business with horrible rumors."
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"Horrible rumours? What kind of rumours? Because right now you look like another man who went into serious debt he couldn't pay...." Some fellow citizens were watching the event unfold, then quickly rushed off away into the next courtyard. "Now, to your whole 'not requiring anything to fix.' I'm assuming the armour wasn't set down a mountain and hit...what was it...three or four trees? I bet the cloak wasn't torn apart either, considering it was nearly torn in two when you brought it in. And I have that red armoured fellow right outside the gate to verify you brought in a... Well... Completely broken piece of utter and absolute shit. Now, I would recommend taking up on dear Tina's deal, otherwise your bank will be calling you soon with a very interesting and quite frankly time wasting conversation...." Tiekal held his ground. Even though the man was small, it seemed he relied on his intellect for near each sentence he proposed. Tina still stood in Zanes grasp. Lightly pushing at his arm. Tyrone still stared at Zane with his Beaty wide eyes.
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"Funny enough...." [b]His aura flares up, powering up the suit.[/b] "I don't even have a bank account." [b]He stands his ground, refusing to be swindled.[/b]
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The three merchants look at eachother, still barely afraid. "Hmmmm. Alright then. Since you refuse to pay, I suppose that would be considered theft. Correct? I'm sure that wouldn't be pretty on the heros record. I can imagine the headlines now, actually. 'Cocky hero thinks he can get away with anything!' A little long, but I suppose most of the clockbait garbage we see these days would hardly compare...." It seemed that Tiekal had..quite the point.
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"I offered you an alternative way, a favor from the hero of the dojo. That alone is priceless."
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"Mmmmmmm. Well I suppose-" "What is going on here?" As Zane turned his head, he saw the red plated samurai. Standing there observing Zanes arm locked around Tina's neck.
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"Just working out a deal Testuto. Isn't that right?"
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"No, actually it is not. See, Tesuto, Zane here is refusing to pay. After we offered him a way out by advertising our shop upon his amour during the tournament so that he could get the repair for free on his armour, he seemed to have quite a drastic reaction..." Tesuto took a few steps closer to Zane. "Is that so...?"
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[b]He takes out a device, it appears to be a recorder.[/b] "Let's see here...." [b]He plays back the whole conversation, including what Tina said.[/b]
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Zane didn't realize till it was too late that only he could listen to Tina, through his training in his military. So, the recorder couldn't pick it up. It only picked up a conversation of Zane threatening the group. Tesuto rested his hands on the pommels of his blades. "...I would suggest taking that paint job now Zane....."
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"And ruin my paint job, hell no. Testuto you have to trust me on this, Tina is a swindler."
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"She made Irina a necklace that would allow her to speak for free..." Tina raised her hand to speak. "Also! It's a paint from the ollimund! It washes off in a day! We just want you to wear it for your big fight okay Guy?! ...please let me go now...."
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[b]Suddenly a massive ship warps above the dojo, creating a massive wind storm.[/b] "Ah, that would be my old friends...." [b]Many smaller ships fly out and land near the group, and a hatch opens. A giant armored reptile walks out holding a shotgun, it's eyes locking on the group.[/b] "[b]Well well, what do we have here?[/b]"
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Tyrone looks around, Teek adjusts his spectacles, and Tina stays on Zanes grip. Tesuto turns slowly around, checking out the Krogans. "Well...hello."
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[b]The Krogan walks over to the group, his claymore-3000 shotgun swaying[/b] "[b]Zane, old friend! Got your signal so I issued the fleet to move.[/b]" "Good to see you again Wrex, how's Tuchunca?" "[b]Lots of little tykes running around, thanks to your help, what seems to be the problem?[/b]" "Well this girl Tina here tried to swindle me out of a lot of money." "[b]That right?[/b]"
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Commander Shepard flew from Tesutos ASS, killing him after he reaped him. He pulled out his gun, looking at Wrex. It was a long time before the two had spoken, especially after a god awful ending. He said three words that Wrex never forget.... "We'll bang OK?"
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[b]The krogan nods, missing the time he and his play mate spent.[/b] "[b]After I deal with this shepherd, keep it in your pants.[/b]"
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"I think your BUTT is a bit more important." *he puts on a pair of sunglasses, titled 'Liaras ass'*
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"[b]Not now shepherd! No how much did my friend have to pay?[/b]" [b]He motions to the fleet behind him[/b]
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"Nothing! Not anymore anyways he's really doesn't need to be all upset about this and I just wanted an endorsement for free possibly maybe from the guy who saved everyone and it wouldn't be a hassle and would Help everyone out and-" Commander Shepard turned to Tina. "Did you say free endorsement?" "Uhhh...yes?" "I can give you a free endorsement. ;)" "Ummmmm...how would you do-" "I'm commander Shepard. And this is my favourite store on the citadel."
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"Look, paint your shops logo on the chest section, and you'll have a favor from me. We got a deal?"
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"Hey that sounds like a great-" "Wrex? Am I your... Dirty little secret?" Commander Shepard suddenly dominated the scene like he dominated Liara in mass effect one.
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"Oh my...Il stop by later to discuss our deal?" [b]Wrex picks up Shepard bridal style and carries him back to the ship, and the fleet takes off.[/b]
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Tesutos dead body explodes into data and is transferred back to the gate. Tina looks at Zane. "So what about just a tiny ad? I mean the armour was gunna cost you money anyways...."
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"Yeah, just don't mess up the paint job. The chest area should be fine." [b]A thought clicks in his head.[/b] "How about if you guys become my sponsor? Should bring in lots of interest and make your name grow."
