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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/20/2016 10:27:31 PM
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The sound of a head banging on a desk echoed through the coliseum through the mic.
"OH. MY. GOD. WHY ARE YOU TWO SO BORING?!"
English
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[u]Mr. Russel Explosion High-Five Flexington Torgue explodes through the wall to the Deity's left.[/u] "[i]MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY! I MAY BE AN UNUSED CHARACTER-[/i]" [b]The fourth wall shatters with a giant explosion in the background[/b] "[i]BUT THIS IS STILL BORING AS FUСK! I HAVE TO WATCH YOU BITCHES WHILE I WAIT FOR A TIME TO COME BACK, AND ALL YOU DO IS TALK! MURDER SOMETHING ALREADY![/i]"
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"OH MY GOD RIGHT?! WHAT IS THIS?! A BORING ASS TELL TALE RIP OFF?!"
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[u]Mr. Russel Explosion High-Five Flexington Torgue nods in agreement, crossing his arms as a FUСKING DOUBLE-PENETRATING UNKEMPT HAROLD appears in his left hand. He scratches his scruffy goatee, re-adjusting his aviator glasses afterwards.[/u] "[i]IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY DON'T WANT TO FIGHT! WHAT THE FUСK IS UP WITH THAT?! WELL, I'M BORED! YOU WANT TO GET A BLT OR SOMETHING? THERE'S A GOOD PLACE DOWNTO- OH WAIT I BLEW THAT UP LAST TIME I ATE THERE OUT OF EXCITEMENT. FUСK, NOT THE SANDWICHES![/i]" [u]He falls to his knees, screaming an overly dramatic yell as the surrounding block explodes in a cacophony of colorful flame.[/u]
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"FU[i]C[/i]K BLT'S MAN! WE NEED SOME MORE GOD DAMN EXPLOSIONS!" The entire Ko-Rudo mountain range goes Up in flames and destruction as they spontaneously combust. WE SHOULD REALLY TAKE THE NON-CANON OUTTA HERE.
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[u]SCREAMING, RUSSEL WHIPS HIS HEAD TOWARDS DEITY. SOMEHOW HIS SHEER MANLINESS MAKES THE WHOLE POST IN CAPS, EVEN THE ACTION BUBBLES.[/u] "[i]MAKE A POST AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE NEXT IN LINE FOR THE TORGUE MANUFACTURING LINE! I CAN DO THE BEST NON-CANNON EXPLOSIONS IN THE WORLD![/i]"
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"I'M TOO GOD DAMN LAZY FOR THAT YOU TORGUE RIP OFF! YOU MAKE IT!"
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"[i]OKAY LIN- I MEAN DEITY THE COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CHARACTER! I'LL BRING THE EXPLOSIVES, YOU BRING THE BOOZE![/i]" [u]Russel disappears in a swathe of flames, a sign saying "brb" left in his place.[/u]
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"FU[i]C[/i]K YOU MAN! Oh wait my personality is totally torn from Handsome Jack... [i]shit.[/i]"
