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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/20/2016 10:07:34 PM
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[b]The gates don't even creak, and there's yelling from atop the wall [/b]
"Oi what the fock."
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[b]The mech is incapable of looking up, so a hatch on the front opens as it steps away. Out emerges a penguin wearing a bandolier of Grenades and holding a mini shotgun.[/b] [i]"Hi there! Can I come in?"[/i] [b]He has tuna fish bits smeared around his beak, which he is currently licking off[/b]
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[spoiler]*uncontrollable laughter*[/spoiler]
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[b]The man looks over the wall and seems to be wearing NCR armor [/b] "Yeah! Just don't punch the damn gates!" [b]The gates creak open [/b]
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[i]"Thanks Buddy!"[/i] [b]He retreats inside his mech and walks inside[/b]
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[b]The gates closed behind you, as the NCR Ranger meets you inside [/b] "So who, or what are you?"
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[b]The hatch opens again and the penguin emerges again, this time, tuna-free.[/b] [i]"Tobias, Toby, T-dawg, Big T, T-bone, T, t, Little T, nice to meet ya!"[/i] [b]He does a little hop as the mech crouches down, ending up slightly tilted towards the ranger, with a flipper extended.[/b]
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[b]Wearily, the man takes the flipper and shakes [/b] "I'm Watcher. It's a pleasure"
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[i]"Well howdy Watcher, now, I have one question for you, Where the heII am I?"[/i] [b]This... Guy? Penguin? Thing? Is giving off done seriously friendly vibes. It's almost suffocating[/b]
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"Wait so you showed up here, punched the door and came in but you have no idea where you are? You're in the dojo. Home to the greatest warriors the universe has ever seen."
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[i]"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Warriors! Great! Where can I murder someone?![/i] [b]This penguin is way too enthusiastic about murder. [/b]
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"... Uh pardon? You aren't allowed to kill anyone. If you do. You will be Hunted and executed. "
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[i]"Aww man. Not about being hunted and executed. People have tried to do that multiple times to me. So what's the point of warriors getting together if not to MURDER EACHOTHER BRUTALLY?!"[/i] [i]He says this with a straight face.[/i]
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"To train, and hone their skills."
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[i]"How do you do that without MURDERING EACHOTHER?"[/i]
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"Training does not require killing. There are dummies. And bandits that we are at war with."
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[i]"A dummy can only reach you so much friend."[/i] [b]If personality could be described in askii this guy would be ^-^[/b]
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Edited by FlimsyRoastBeef: 11/20/2016 11:19:01 PMI don't like this character.
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"Well then you can challenge one of the many Bandit camps there are."
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[i]"Ok, can I fight other people here though?"[/i]
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"Well do you plan on becoming a member?"
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[i]"There's membership? You guys should really make a pamphlet explaining all this!"[/i]
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"A pamphlet? Why when I can explain it?"
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[i]"Because pamphlets are cool!"[/i]
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"Not that cool."
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[i]"You're just denying it because you're jealous you didn't think of it."[/i] [b]Im not sure penguins can give a smug smile, but he does anyways.[/b]
