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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/18/2016 9:39:25 PM
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"I also sometimes forget to play dead for some rather endearing weaponised cavemen to humour the dojo leaders."
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*He chuckles again* Humorous.
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"T'was as rather enjoyable to see the little man shoot me, all melodramatic, then wait, as I got distracted for a full five minutes for me to fall over and pretend to die."
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*he chuckles once more* Then why did you participate?
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"Everyone else was asleep. He didn't even attempt to take himself seriously after that. He's now on my personal strike force I assembled for attacks I can't do myself but need to be covert and arn't authorised by anyone."
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Ohhh... Alright
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(Theres a small commotion on the street a few meters away, then awkward pause for five seconds, untill, finally, a young man with blonde hair jogs up to the two. the figure was not impressed.) "I give you augmentations normal men can only dream of, and when I tell you to tap someone on the shoulder and back up what I said, you trip over a bowl of [i]saurkaut[/i]?" "Sorry, boss."
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Wait, wait... WHAT?
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(The man turns to mortar) "As he said the thing about the strike team, I was supposed to tap you on the shoulder and say something like 'I can second that' But I fell over a bowl of saurkaut someone left lying around."
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That's... Random
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"It was supposed to look all cool and mysteriou."
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But it didn't, so...
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"WHO LEAVES RANDOM BOWLS OF SOURKRAUT LYING AROUND? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?"
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WHO SPILLS SAID RANDOM BOWLS OF SAUERKRAUT?
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Edited by ookshmook: 11/18/2016 10:16:07 PM"THE PEOPLE CAUGHT IN THE TRAP OF SAID RANDOM BOWLS OF SOURKRAUT"
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wow...
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(The figure turns to the blond-haired man) "Leave." (The man leaves and the figure rubs his temples) "Ameteurs..."
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*He chuckles slightly* Eh, that was weird.
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"Yes. It was."
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Well...
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"Umm..." [spoiler]end?[/spoiler]
