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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/17/2016 2:14:20 AM
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[b]I hear the screams and run over. I'm wearing my NCR Ranger Combat Armor. I yell at them.[/b]
"Hey you kids! Why the hell are you chasing her?"
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*Elvis stops running and the kids do too.* *Elvis "Alright, go get yourselves some ice cream or something." *She pulls out a roll of about a hundred $1 bills and tosses I to one of the kids before they all run back to Dojoville.* *Elvis "Dad! Pan is going crazy because of the chaos s@&$ that she uses or something! The more she uses it, the faster she goes insane! I need you to tell me that I can tell her what to do so she stops using it until we can fix her!!!"
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"Elvis, I've already told her to stop. She won't listen to me or anyone else. You'd think she'd listen to me, I am her dad as of two weeks ago."
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*Elvis "She told me I need you to give me the authoritah! Give the the authoritah!!!"
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"You have been given the authoritah! Why are we talking like Cartman from South Park?"
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*Elvis "Who?!" *A chicken pot pie is sitting on the ground next to her and a grey cat slowly slinks up.* *Elvis "Go away Kitty it's mah pawt pah!"
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"What the hell...?"
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*Elvis "H@$$? Where? I lost a poker game with the devil and I want a rematch!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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*Elvis "What are [i]you[/i] talking about, dad?"
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"You're talking about Satan and some shit, I just wanna know what the hell yore taking about."
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*Elvis "You just said I was talking about the devil!"
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"I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about!"
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*Elvis "Oh, daddy you're so weird!" *She says, nudging him as if he just told a joke.*
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"I'm serious what the hell just happened?!"
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*She shrugs.*
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"Well... Why were those kids chasing you?"
