originally posted in:The New Dojo
Flapyap is sitting in the middle of a battlefield, seemingly napping. He startles awake upon hearing Pan and Artemis.
"EEK! No kill flapyap!"
He attempts to get to his feet, only to fall onto his back, stuck like a turtle with his gas tank.
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[i]Pan trips over Flapyap and falls to the floor. Artemis catches up and apologizes to the grunt.[/i] [b]Artemis: [/b]"Sorry, sir."
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The Grunt squeaks in panic, flailing his Grunty limbs as he attempts to rise. "NO KILL FLAPYAP! NO KILL FLAPYAP! PLEASE PLEASE!!!"
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[i]Artemis sighs and puts her hand on Flapyap's shoulder.[/i] [b][i]Artemis:[/i][/b] "I'm not going to kill you." [i]Pan picks up Flapyap and hugs him.[/i] [b]Pan:[/b] "Can we keep him?!"
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"You... You no kill Flapyap? You Flapyap friend?" The Grunt asks, his Grunty little eyes gazing up at them in the absolute most pathetic look they've ever seen and he stops struggling.
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[i]Pan begins to hop with him in her arms.[/i] [b]Pan: [/b]"Yes, we're friends!" [b]Artemis:[/b] "I didn't agree to this."
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"Yay! Flapyap have friends! You can help Flapyap on search for Great Food Nipple!" The Grunt cheers in his grunty voice.
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[i]Artemis facepalms as Pan gets curious.[/i] [b]Pan:[/b] "Great Food Nipple?! I want some of that!"
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Flapyap seems ro smile under his breathing mask. "You will like Food Nipple very much, yum yum!" Then pausing he adds. "Flapyap name is Flapyap, who you?"
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[i]Pan gestures to herself.[/i] [b]Pan: [/b]"I am Pan. And this..." [i]She gestures to Artemis. [/i] [b]Pan:[/b] "Is Arty!" [b] Artemis:[/b] "I told you not to call me that."
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"Pion. Ardee. You is Flapyap's friends!" The Grunt cheers, wattling happily in a little circle before hugging them with his stubby Grunt arms.
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[i]Artemis grunts in annoyance as Pan hugs back with enthusiasm.[/i] Pan: "Yay! Friends! Now, lets go get that nipple!"
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"Yes! But... Flapyap not know where it is." The Grunt sighs sadly.
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[i]Pan sighs sadly as well while hanging her head. Artemis rolls her eyes at their stupidity.[/i] [b] Artemis:[/b] "Pan, really? You don't know?"
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"Flapyap does know it here in doo-joo. Pion and Ardee help Flapyap look?"
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[b]Artemis:[/b] "I'm out, cause I know where this is going and I'm not going to be blamed for it." [i]Artemis leaves as Pan nods at Flapyap.[/i] [b]Pan:[/b] "I'll help you, Flapyap!"
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"Yay! Flapyap had vision from great gas god Farpy. He say Food Nipple is somewhere near big tree. Pion know big where be big trees?" Asks the Grunt, he seems quite happy.
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[i]Pan takes the grunt by the hand and teleports them both to the largest tree in the Dojo.[/i] "Yep!"
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"Yay! Flapyap start digging!" The Grunt waddles to the tree and bwgins clawing at the dirt around it's base with his little Grunty hands.
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[i]Pan starts to dig with her hands.[/i] "What does the nipple look like?"
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Flapyap reaches into a pouch on his belt and pulls put what can only be described as a sci-fi baby bottle, filled with a brown/green substance. "Like this! But bigger! Lots bigger. It will make Ungoy (Grunts) strong! Ungoy like Flapyap no need be scared anymore when have Great Food Nipple!"
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[i]Pan makes a shovel out of nothing and continues to dig.[/i] "Food nipple or bust!"
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Flapyap proceeds to tunnel down under the tree, disappearing down the hole he dug.
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[i]Pan's digging is a little slower...her hole is an inch deep.[/i] "Have you found it yet?"
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"Flapyap find something!" He tosses what appears to be a golden brick out the whole, followed by an engine block, a few diamonds, a human skull, a sword, a helmet, the one ring, a batarang, and the kitchen sink. "Not Food Nipple. Useless."
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[i]Pan pockets the ring and a diamond.[/i] "That's too bad."