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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Stitch:
11/16/2016 4:17:20 AM
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[i]Pan hugs back as Artemis rolls her eyes again and sighs.[/i]
[b]Pan:[/b] "Thank you, father!"
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Artemis: [/b]"You do realize you're positively reinforcing bad behavior, right?"
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"You were! You were steaming a second ago!"
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[i]Pan looks confused.[/i] "Why would I be steaming, silly?! I'm all goooood....I'm fiiiiine."
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"You had steam coming off of you? What's wrong with you? Did you not feel it?"
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"I have no idea what you're talking about. Why would I be steaming? I think you're seeing things....Can I go now?"
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"Fine." [b]She turns to met.[/b] "Stuff like that I can't help with. That's magic. I don't mess with magic." Me: "I see. No problem. I'll find someone else."
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[i]Pan gets upset.[/i] "Someone else?...We're not done?"
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"We're done for now. I have to book another one. It'll be a few months."
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[i]Pan gets a bit happier.[/i] "At least I don't have to do it now.... Bedlam says that's a bad idea."
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"Kid, why do you listen to literally everything Bedlam says? Not that I'm saying he's bad company, just curious."
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[i]Pan shrugs.[/i] "He's my best friend and seems to know what's best for me and he protects me and...he's all I had when I lost my memory."
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"Hmm... Well, now you gotta remember something. I'm your dad now, so you gotta listen to me, too, got it? Can't just do whatever whenever you please anymore."
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[i]Pan gets upset.[/i] "Awww, but father I'm old enough to make my own decisions. This man at the bar called John said 'I was old enough to make my own decisions' when Artemis was trying to stop him from teaching me what 'getting into a woman's pants' means."
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"Who the hell was talking to you about that shit? We don't even know your age, Pan. You look like you're 15." [spoiler]According to you at least.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]She's suppose to look 18ish[/spoiler] [b]Pan:[/b] "A guy called John. We didn't get far into the demonstration before Artemis got me out of the bar."
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"Guy named John... What'd he look like?"
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[i]Pan describes a drunk JT.[/i]
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"It was that cowboy asshole! Yeah, I know that guy! He's a dick."
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Edited by Stitch: 11/16/2016 8:15:45 PM[i]Pan raises her hand.[/i] "Actually, he isn't a ****, but he does have one. It was a lot of fun to suck on! It was like a lolipop!"
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[b]Anger. That is all a fûcking knew at that second.[/b] "WHAT THE FÛCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
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Edited by Stitch: 11/16/2016 8:28:37 PM[i]Pan laughs.[/i] "His thingy was fun! He seemed to like what I was doing. You should've seen the happiness on his face!"
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[b]I put my helmet back on. I was pissed. If I would know if she was an adult, I couldn't give less of a shit, but we don't know if she's an adult or not, so that's fûcking illegal.[/b] "I'm going to go have some... Words with him. Piece of shit. Old 1900s cowboy lookin motherfûcker."
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[i]Pan jumps on your back.[/i] "Yeah! You should meet him! He called me beautifle and said he like my company. John is a really nice guy."
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"No. JT's a bastard. You haven't met him like I've met him. Don't go near him, anymore, got it? That's not a request. That's a fûcking order. Only reason he's so nice to you is because he wants you to give him head. That's how he's like with all women. He likes to flirt with them just to get sex, and that's fûcked up. You got that? Don't. Go. Near. Him."
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[i]Pan gets sad.[/i] "I thought he actually liked me...most people call me annoying and try to get away, but I thought he actually liked me."
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"He doesn't. I know how this guy works."
