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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/16/2016 2:50:23 AM
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"Oh. Well honestly I haven't seen one of these before."
Yes, the video game nerd had no clue what a NES Controller looked like. He is a disgrace.
"Shall we start?"
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"We shall." [b]She switches on the TV to the game setting. The game boots up.[/b]
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Leone pressed start or something. You see, Leone usually used his Stand to play his games, for faster reaction times and control inputs seeing how he didn't need to end up getting something like Carpal tunnel on his hands or something. But today he decided to use his actual hands to play.
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[b]The game started. It showed a plot screen that went by too fast, and then it started the first level. There was a Roomba in front of him, trying to walk into him.[/b]
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[spoiler]damn they really are moderate if they're fighting a cleaning robot. [/spoiler] Leone held down right and tapped the A button, doing a jump and stomping on the Roomba.
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[b]The roomba explodes, and now Leone can see a cardboard box. Will he open the box?[/b]
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Leone went up to open the box.
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[b]A pepper came out.[/b]
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Leone went over to obtain said pepper not knowing what will happen.
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[b]When he touches it he grows to double his original size.[/b]
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"Cool..." Leone said, continuing through the level.
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[b]Next there was a pipe in front of him.[/b]
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The character jumped onto the pipe and Leone pressed down.
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[b]The character was sent to a suburban household, filled with gold.[/b]
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"Say uh Ry. I actually have a question regarding a certain type of food. Well more like a statement actually. I'm thinking of swearing off Ice Cream, Popsicles and all that other frozen stuff. Because it does feel unfair that I'd get to enjoy them [i]minus the occasional brainfreeze...[/i] and you don't get to." Leone told Ry, pausing the game for a moment.
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"Why, Leone? It's not unfair. You get to eat all that cold stuff, and I get to drink my molten metals. And they are sooooooo good. If you're swearing them off because it's not fair, then I'm swearing off my molten metals."
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"You do bring up a good point. I mean I do enjoy the sweetness of a bowl of ice cream. Actually, you know what? I won't swear it off, because well...I'm pretty sure I wouldn't last a month anyways without it. Besides, you get your molten metals and I get my frozen treats. Sounds fair enough."
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"Really wish I could find a way for you to drink it... You know what soda is like to humans? Molten metal is like that. Except some metals make me super drunk. Cobalt, nickel, and platinum. Platinum is the worst. Well... I guess you could say it's the best but whatever."
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"Alright...So Cobalt, Nickel and Platinum metals make you drunk, while some others taste like Soda. On the topic of Soda, I usually drink Dr. Pepper if it ain't water I'm drinking." DAMMIT LEONE NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET COPYRIGHTED
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"Dr. Pepper? Hm. Sounds interesting. My favorite drink is molten iron. It's really sweet."
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"I can imagine...Hey, we do still have like what, an hour left? What should we do before you need to go?"
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"Uhh... I dunno. What should we do? I mean, and it not like we can't continue what we're doing after the PT. It only lasts like 30 minutes."
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"True...I would say take a stroll outside but uh...you know." Leone said, referencing his "problem." "Huh, I guess we don't really have anything to do."
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"Yeah... Guess you're right... Should we just sit here and enjoy each other's company right now? Maybe you can ask a few questions?"
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"What is your favorite type of Food?"
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"Right now? Eggs. Over easy. Next question."
