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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/14/2016 8:23:23 PM
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[b][i]THE SECOND ANNUAL FIERCE DEITY TOURNAMENT!!![/i][/b]
Fireworks shot up from the massive black and red coliseum, which was twice the size ANYTHING Rome could have built. Thousands upon thousands of citizens from all over the world, and the galaxy, have come to the massive arena to see the universes greatest fighters compete for the title of champion. The massive oval shaped arena, which was on the ground where a massive wall boxed any combatants fighting inside, was where the fighters would stand. The massive benches which circled around the coliseum could hold almost 3,000 on each row, and it showed. The crowds were bustling with excitement as the shield surrounding the arena activated to show the citizens they were safe. But also to show the combatants there was no way out once inside....
With that. The deity stood up from his white chair. A long white leather trench coat now over his shoulders with his gigantic blade on his back. He stood in an observatory which was the size of maybe 1/16th of the row. But considering the size of the arena, he had a large room. Inside it stood Tesuto. Who also stood up. The deity tapped the mic, getting the crowds attention.
"LADIES! GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS! And those who consider yourselves neutral! Welcome to the second annual Fierce Deity tournament! This tournament will see which of the galaxies greatest warriors is the best! They know how it works(and if you don't. Read the many posts below this one.)! The majority of them have chosen the simulation! Yet one has decided not too! How exciting! Right?!
Anyways! We are gunna get this thing rolling!
LET THE BLOOD FLY!!!"
[spoiler]Here we go.[/spoiler]
English
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[spoiler]who chose no sim?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]JJ[/spoiler]
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[i]Pan appears next to Deity and steals the mic.[/i] "And I'm going to be the announcer bringing you all play by play uhh...stuff? I don't know, I just wanted to hold the mic and feel important."
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"Uhhhhhh....who are you?" "He is the referee you hired, Deity." "OH! SHIT! Maybe...later....?"
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[i]Pan hops away from the mic and sits on the floor.[/i] "I was hired? How much am I getting paid? Am I getting paid in candy?"
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Tesuto seemed more invested as the word candy was spoken. "Yes, are we getting candy deity?" "What the fu[i]c[/i]k is going on..."
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[i]Pan starts hopping up and down.[/i] "Yeah! Where's the candy?!"
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"God damnit, Zane why can't you be here to bring the van around?!"
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[i]Pan giggles.[/i] "Do I get a van ride too! Best. Job. EVER!"
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"How...who even are you?! How old are you?!" [spoiler]Who is this guy lmao[/spoiler]
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Edited by Stitch: 11/14/2016 9:06:27 PM[spoiler]I didn't know you never met Pan. :P[/spoiler] "I'm Pan and I think I'm 19, but I hit my head a few weeks back and have little memory. You're the deity guy, right?"
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"Wait, I hired her and she had no idea who the hell I was?!" "Well...actually I hired her. I thought she could use some responsibility. ....and candy." "Shut the fu[i]c[/i]k up about the candy!"
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[i]Pan claps her hands in excitement, acting like a kid.[/i] "Yay! Candy! Where is it?! What kinds do you have?!"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/14/2016 9:11:34 PM"NONE!" "What do you mean none?" "I don't have any damn candy!" "Why would you hire us then?" "I DIDN'T! YOU JUSY SHOWED UP!!!"
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"N-No candy?" [i]Pan starts to cry.[/i]
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Tesuto stands by her, equally disappointed. "See? Look what you've done!" The deity rubs the bridge of his nose in disbelief.
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[i]Pan's crying starts to get louder and more annoying as she rolls around on the floor.[/i]
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Tesuto crosses his arms in protest. "Okay! Okay! Fine! You'll get some damn candy once we are done here?! Alright?!"
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[i]Pan's tears are replaced with a huge smile as she tackles Deity to the ground with a hug.[/i] "Yay! Candy!"
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The deity quickly lifted her off of him and put her on her feet. Pushing her away a bit . "Ya. Your welcome. Just...go ref."
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[i]Pan laughs uncontrollably as she vanishes into a purple mist.[/i]
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"I've seen it all! I've officially seen it all!"
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[i]Pan's head appears out of thin air behind Deity.[/i] "BOO!" [i]Pan laughs as she vanishes again.[/i]
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[spoiler]Chosen the simulation?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You yourself are not fighting. A simulation of you is. I said this before.[/spoiler]
