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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Cannon011:
11/14/2016 4:46:48 AM
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Young Flapyap the Ungoy (halo grunt) was wandering across the road, in search of the Great Food Nipple. He came up to the mane gate. And sat down stairing at the gate waiting for it to open.
[spoiler]open to duel anyone with a sense of humor.[/spoiler]
English
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(Meanwhile, inside the dojo, the people working the holographic projectors got bored, and decided to make a giant mouth, just to annoy him)
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Flapap runs away screaming in his Grunty voice. He is very brave, and only runs about half a mile before stopping.
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(The holographic guys, days made, go back to work.)
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[i]two fluffy black cats walk up and both notice him. They don't get to close but there not your typical cats cause they can be heard talking to each other which is not normal at all.[/i] "What is it?" says one cat "Who knows?"says the other [i]both stop close to him but not close just in case. They both look at him with their bright blue eyes[/i] "Hi"says the first "Who are you stranger"says the other [spoiler]just fyi this is just one of their forms you choose which twin to fight or choose both.the other form is panther and their normal form[/spoiler]
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Flapyap's eyes open wise as he notices the two. Quickly assessing the situation with his Grunt mind, he decides to act of his years of training. He carefully stands, stretches, throws his hands in the air, and begins running in circles while screaming. "No eat Flapyap! No eat Flapyap!" [spoiler]I think panther form would ge a bit overkill. You can kill him if you want, he'll just come back. He's too determined to die. XD[/spoiler]
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"My mom says not to eat strange things"says the cat "Yup we don't eat junk food"says the other [i]both them are very careful to stay out of his way cause they don't wanna get stepped on[/i]
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The Grunt stops running, turning to face them. "Flapyap not junk!" He looks angry, his little Grunt hands clenching into fists. "Flapyap is greatest Ungoy warrior!"
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"Oh really stranger?"says the cat "Do have you the bite to match that bark?"says the other [i]both of them transform turning their normal form. They both had long wavy black hair, cat ears, a fluffy black tails with bright blue catlike eyes. They both are wearing similar clothes making that much harder to tell them apart from one another.[/i] [spoiler]XD he gonna be seein double[/spoiler]
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Flapyap is very confused. "Flapyap dizzy. Flapyap sees in twos. Flapyap sit down now." He plops down on his bum and proceeds to ponder his Grunty existence.
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[i]they both laugh at his comment[/i] "Your not seeing double we're identical twins"says one
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He still looks confused. "You from same litter?" He asks.
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"Yes we are we're sisters"says one "That's kimi and im Keira"says Keira [i]she points at her sister then herself.[/i] "We're identical twins"says kimi
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"Flapyap is Flapyap!" The Grunt states proudly, pointing to himself. "Flapyap is from small family, only 19 nipple-mates in litter. Flapyap is looking for the Great Food Nipple, you help Flapyap?"
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"Wow that's a lot of siblings in just one litter. It was just me and my sister in ours" says Keira "What in the world is the great nipple"asks kimi
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"No, Flapyap is in small litter. Food Niple is what feed Ungoy, bring Ungoy life. You help, yes?"
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"I guess we can help but we really don't know where to look though"says Keira
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"Flapyap not know either. Great gas god said look here near... Doo-joe?" He says, butchering the pronunciation.
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"Hmm well i haven't anything like that near the dojo but we can always look"says kimi "Yeah we can...but what a gas god"says Keira
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"Farpy the Magnificent, great god of gas!" He replies, tapping his breathing tank.
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"Huh never heard of that before"says kimi [i]she and her sister both had come from a much different planet than this one that was underdeveloped so a lot of the he had on him the twins really never seen before.[/i] "Um me either"says Keira
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"What?!? You not know Farpy?!?!? Heratics!!!!" The crazed Grunt suddenly draws two fuel rod cannons from seemingly nowhere! [spoiler]fight begin???[/spoiler]
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"Eeek!!"says kimi [i]as kimi jumps in surprise the one the one she hates is guns but their small stature make it easier to run from him.[/i] "We come a different planet so we don't know that so yeah"says Keira [spoiler]yup[/spoiler]
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"Kill all heretics!" The Grunt opens fire, the recoil launching him off his feet as he sprays the entire moubtain side in radioactive fuel rods, somehow hitting everywhere but his targets.
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"Holy crap"says kimi "Look a live sis he packing heat"says Keira [i]there both on high alert as he fires around wildly missing them.[/i]
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He continues to fire, the recoil blowing him onto his back. He dosent even stop as it causes him to spin in place on the ground.
