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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/11/2016 5:33:44 AM
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"YOU NEED TO STOP EVERYTHING
WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?!?!
WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS!?!?!
I'M CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES!"
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Uhm.. dead, i dont know, and what the heck is that?
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He starts laughing, taking off the goggles, the clock was gone "You'd never seen filthy frank? oh my god thats hilarious!"
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I literally have no clue what youre talking about... wait... when are from?
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"Uhhh 2k16? y'know, trump train and all....that.... This ain't Sunset City"
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Oh gosh... another one of you... Uhg... youre from earth, correct?
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"Yeah, where are we, Japan?"
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Tatakai... its a different planet.
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"So I'm on a different planet? THAT"S -blam!-IN AWESOME!"
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Yeah, youre also several thousand years into "the future" as you would call it.
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"THAT'S -blam!-ING AWESOME!!!" He jumped into the air, joyed "I'M GONNA GO DO SOME TIME TRAVEL!"
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Uhm... no.. dont. That's a terrible idea.
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"WOO-HOO!" he ran off, jumping up onto a power line and grinding on it with the soles of his sneakers, pretty quickly
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*i shrug, transform into my feral form and run after him*
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He continues yelling as he speeds along, jumping off to jump off the roof of a car, bouncing 20 feet into the air
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*i speed up trying to stay keep up*
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That proved to be difficult, as he grinded, bounced, and wall ran across the dojo ville to the steps
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*i start breathing heavier as my vision blurs slightly as i run after him*
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He made it to the steps, running up them three or four at a time, going pretty quickly
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*i stop running, panting like.. well... a dog. i shift back to anthro form and take a secret escalator up the huge staircase*
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he beat you up there in minutes ((gonna make a new post))
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