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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/10/2016 3:45:32 PM
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[u][i]Explosions and Mutants[/i][/u]
Outside the dojoville, there was a rather loud explosion, followed by what looked like fragments of a skyscraper, mutants with orange skin and growths over their bodies, and robots
And one kid, who looked to be 14, falling with the debris as it flew towards the ground, and he seemed to be having the time of his life, shooting at one of the mutants with a spear-looking gun that had a bottle of some orange soda attached.
Then the debris landed.
((open, investigate the wreckage))
English
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GAHHH PUNY HUMAN! [b]a mutant gets silenced by a man in a suit with a handgun. He brushes himself off. [/b]
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*an M1 Abrams tank rolls nearby. Quincy is inside controlling it with an xbox remote.* I cant believe this was free!
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A Giant mother-blam!-ing Herker launched itself out of the rubble and towards the tank, knocking it over with the bulldozer claw it had for an arm
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*the tank rolled back onto its tracks and sped off. its main gun turned around and blasted the monster*
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It literally tanked ((pun intended)) the shot, and a young voice called out from the wreckage "EAT THIS BITCH!" A spear with the bottle attached hit the Herker, spearing through its head and making it vomit up copious amounts of the orange soda
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*i kick the hatch off the top of the tank* Do i smell orange soda!?!
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The Herker exploded in a shower of that, and a 14 year old kid, wearing red headphones, black anf white aviators, blue jeans with a white chain from the right pocket, and red-and-white sneakers landed in front of you he had blonde hair, with a highlight of red, and blue eyes, with a rather freckled face "That's Overcharge, and you shouldn't drink it" He gave you a second look "When the hell did I get to the Furry convention?"
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*i start laughing* Very funny. ... What the heck is a furry?
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"What ya -blam!-in stupid? That's a pretty convincing costume but I'm done with crazy LARP'ers, dude get out"
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What costume?!? *i hop out of the tank, only wearing cargo shorts and kneepads. i walk up to him, making it obvious im not in a costume*
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"Okay, either I drank another bottle of FizzCotusin, or you're actually a fox Anyways, what the -blam!- are you doing in a tank? That's -blam!-ing awesome!"
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Its my tank. no idea who i got it from but hey, it was free. *as im talking, you pay close attention to my VERY REAL AND NOT A COSTUME mouth.* ((sorry, just had to))
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"......what the -blam!-ing -blam!- kind of furfag shit is this -blam!-ing shit?" he looked at you oddly "You some kinda OD?"
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*i blink* Uhm. no.. Pretty sure i was an arctic fox the last time i checked. Oh hey, that time is now! *i swoosh my tail sassily*
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He made a clock appear, and put on goggles "IT"S TIME TO STOP!!!"
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Stop what? *starts combing my tail with my hand-paws*
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"YOU NEED TO STOP EVERYTHING WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?!?! WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS!?!?! I'M CALLING CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES!"
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Uhm.. dead, i dont know, and what the heck is that?
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He starts laughing, taking off the goggles, the clock was gone "You'd never seen filthy frank? oh my god thats hilarious!"
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I literally have no clue what youre talking about... wait... when are from?
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"Uhhh 2k16? y'know, trump train and all....that.... This ain't Sunset City"
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Oh gosh... another one of you... Uhg... youre from earth, correct?
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"Yeah, where are we, Japan?"
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Tatakai... its a different planet.
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"So I'm on a different planet? THAT"S -blam!-IN AWESOME!"
