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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/6/2016 11:39:29 PM
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*Elvis "HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY HOT POLICEMEN!!!"
*The gates to the Dojo fly open as Elvis, wearing nothing but a bathrobe and military-grade combat boots runs in. Two pillars of fire blast in after her as two policemen run in after her. Oddly, their uniforms are almost skintight and they're wearing short shorts. Then it occurs to you, for some reason this woman is being chased by two flamethrower wielding strippers.*
English
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*She sets her fork down.* *Elvis "Alright... It just tastes a little off to me."
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"What else would ya want to eat? I've got plenty of stuff."
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*Elvis "Like what?" *She looks at him curiously.*
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"Name something and I'll tell you if I have it."
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*Elvis "Steak? Normal steak?"
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"That's what's on your plate."
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*Elvis "No... This is Brahmin meat."
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"Brahmins are cows, Elvis."
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*Elvis "Two headed mutated bald cows with horns sticking off their heads in random directions.*
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"Do you know what a Brahmiluff is?"
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*Elvis "It's like a fur covered, Brahmin bull. But this is Brahmin."
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"That's where you're wrong. Imagine a llama. Then imagine it's super fat and has two heads."
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*Elvis "That's disgusting."
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"It's a delicacy in the Mojave."
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*Elvis "Well I eat one headed, non-mutated animals." *She says as she crosses her arms.*
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"Fine. I've got some gazelle in the fridge, if you want that."
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*Elvis "YUUUUSSSSSS!"
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[b]I get to work. I retrieve the meat, and start cooking.[/b]
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*She watches you as you cook, clearly interested.*
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*She sits patiently, watching you.*
