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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/6/2016 11:39:29 PM
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*Elvis "HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY HOT POLICEMEN!!!"
*The gates to the Dojo fly open as Elvis, wearing nothing but a bathrobe and military-grade combat boots runs in. Two pillars of fire blast in after her as two policemen run in after her. Oddly, their uniforms are almost skintight and they're wearing short shorts. Then it occurs to you, for some reason this woman is being chased by two flamethrower wielding strippers.*
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"Ummm... Okay then." [b]Guess it was best to help her. I aim my rifle, and nail one of the guys in the back of the knee. Ditto the other.[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 11/6/2016 11:48:32 PM*They both fall down, grabbing their legs and screaming. Elvis turns to you with a surprised look.* *Elvis "Dad? You saved me!" *She runs up, hugging you.*
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"Dad? Uhh..." [b]Huh. This was new. Hadn't been called dad since Alice learned I wasn't her real dad. Felt good to be called it again. I'd always wanted to be a father, but my wife kept losing the babies... Maybe... Nah, this kid was too old, wasn't she? She looked around Alice's age. Still...[/b] "Listen kid, I ain't your dad, but I'd damn well accept the offer to be a father again."
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*Elvis "What are you talking about Daddy? You're my dad! It's me, Elvis!" (She's 18 by the way.)
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[b]I guess... This was a chance. If I chose to take it. And you'd better be damn sure I'd take it.[/b] "Fine kid. I'm your dad."
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*Elvis "Oh, don't act like you don't already know me!" *She says, hugging you tighter.*
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[b]I slowly wrap my arms around her, slow and steady. Didn't want to scare her away. It would be nice to have a daughter again. Well, an adopted daughter but one nonetheless. I was excited. Happy. I'd actually have someone to care for again. It would be a nice change of pace. I couldn't just throw myself at the Legion anymore. Then what would happen if I died? Would she be sad? Crushed? Would she even care? No. don't think about that. Think about how happy you are. Think about all the good times you're gonna have. I smile, even though she can't say it.[/b] "It's good to see you again, I guess. Good to have you back." [b]Might as well play along with her insane ramblings too.[/b]
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*Elvis "It's good to see you too dad! I bet I look really different after ten years!" *She says as she looks up at him, smiling.*
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"Yeah. You really do. I'd imagine I do too. Where have you been? Never could find you after looking for a while."
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*Elvis "God, I can't remember all the places I've been. For a while I think I was the queen of rats..."
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"Queen of rats? That's... That's interesting... What exactly does that mean? You know what, never mind. I probably don't wanna know. Say, do you have a room yet? In the Dojo?"
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"Yeah, I have an apartment. It's a little bit messy though." *She motions to the apartment building. You can see there is a gaping hole in the side looking into her apartment.*
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"Yeah... I can tell. Well, I have a room in the little complex off to the left, so if you need anything, come knocking, alright? Don't hesitate to ask me, okay?" [b]Funny. I barely knew this girl, yet it was like I'd always known her. Probably just my brain filling the massive void in my soul.[/b]
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*Elvis "Alright dad! I'll just follow you around then!" *She starts searching through the two pockets on her bathrobe, starting to look worried.*
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"Hey, what's wrong? You look like you lost somethin." [b]I was worried too. About her, not what she'd lost. Unless it was important.[/b]
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*Elvis "I'm just looking for something... Ah, here it is!" *She holds out a rock for you to take.*
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[b]I gingerly take the rock. I examine it, wondering if it was just a rock, or if it was some sort of death-rock that summoned Lovecraftian horrors from the fifth dimension.[/b] "What exactly is it?"
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[quote]Lovecraftian[/quote] Eyyy
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*Elvis "IT'S A ROCK!!!" *She shrieks while giving him a warm smile.*
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"Uhh... Yeah. Okay. I appreciate it? Umm..." [b]I am thoroughly confused at this point. What the hell was her deal with that rock? I guess it's better not to question it.[/b] "Hmm... What do you wanna do? I'm a little bored, and target practice doesn't seem to viable."
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*Elvis "You're welcome dad." *It comes out as a low mumble for some reason. But then she goes back to speaking normally.* *Elvis "I don't know... I'm BOOORRRRRRRRRED!"
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"Uhh... Are you hungry? I could cook something up really fast... I've heard I'm a really damn good cook." [b]That was mostly from Alice. Damn it... Gitta stop thinking about her. Gotta move on. I have Elvis now.[/b]
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*Elvis "I'm always hungry! Bring me many of the food!"
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"Heh. Come with me." [b]I began to walk towards my room. I was gonna cook her the best goddamn meal ever.[/b]
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*She follows him, zig-zagging left to right as she walks.*
