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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/1/2016 3:59:43 PM
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"Those would be cars kiddo! It's seems that with the expansion, we can have em drive here now. Damn...those would be convenient....."
There is a billboard for a car dealer in the distance, blinking green and yellow. The deity strokes his chin pensively.
"Hmmmmm...."
Meanwhile, Zane was at home.
[spoiler]Doing something new! We're doing a STORY SWITCH![/spoiler]
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[b]Zane sat outside the forge, sweat dripping from his brow as he works on repairing the Flaming Knight armor.[/b] "Man, that fall really messed this thing up."
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As he worked on the armour, a small raven flew down from atop his home. It landed on the armours shoulder, a piece of paper in its mouth.
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[b]He wipes the sweat off his head and places the tools down, taking the small note and reading it.[/b] "Now who could this be from?"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/1/2016 10:12:43 PMThe note was written in elegant hand writing. But with that, it was rather short. [i]"Coffee sometime? (P.S. Get a computer. This isn't the seventeen hundreds.)" -A"[/i]
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[b]He chuckles, then gets a pen and flips the paper over, replying.[/b] [i]Sure, meet me in the Starbucks in an hour. Ps: What the hell is a computer?[/i] [b]He folds the message up and gives it back to the Raven.[/b]
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The tiny raven flaps it's wings and flies off into the air, a few feathers falling down and through the air into the hot forge. [i]Meanwhile, at the edge of the Ko-Rudo mountains.[/i] The dark blue 1967 Chevy impala sped though the mountain roads, going at 150km/hour as the deity drifted it around a right corner. "WHOOOOOO!"
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"[u]Oh god I'm gonna die again!!![/u]" [b]Rorek was terrified, and gripping the edge of his seat like his life depended on it.[/b]
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The wheels slipped against the ice as the deity steered them on to the road. He kept speeding the vehicle as the turns stopped, the mountains getting larger. His blade was wrapped up in a blanket in the back seat, hopping around with the bumps and turns. "Come on kiddo! You gotta live a little first!"
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[b]He glares at the Deity.[/b] "[u]Could you drive a bit slower?![/u] [b]His blade was in the back as well, wrapped in cloth.[/b]
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"What?! Why?! It's not like I haven't driven before!" It was pretty clear the deity had never driven before....
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"[u]You suck a lying! Stop the car![/u]"
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"NEVAAAAAAAA!" Suddenly, the back tires of the car slip, and the car begins to spin around violently out of control. "OH SHIT!"
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"[u]God damn it, I told you so!"[/u]" [b]He grabs both his blade and the Deity's, and goes and shoves the deity out, jumping out afterwards.[/b]
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The deity falls out with a yelp as he slides across the icy road. As Rorek does he too slips, right to the edge of the mountains road.
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[b]He quickly unravels his blade and draws it, stabbing it into the ground to catch himself.[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/2/2016 1:29:26 PMHe cuts across the icy road, preventing its wielder from sliding off the road. The Chevy continues to spin and spin, somehow still moving in a straight line as it does so. It suddenly stops, it's front facing the correct direction of the road and it straightens out. The deity almost blended into the road, and stands up. Grabbing his blade and tucking it in it's blanket. "Wow! That turned out surprisingly well!" He turned to Rorek. "What are you sitting on your ass for? Let's roll!"
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[b]He grumbles, sheathing his blade as he walks to the deity.[/b] "[u]You are not driving again.....[/u]"
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"Ha! That's funny. After all, you don't got the keys! Where as I.... I....uhhhhhh." The deity pats his pockets, slightly panicking as his movements become jittery. He looks towards the car, then back at Rorek. ....The keys are in the car. Suddenly, the deity begins to Sprint towards the Chevy.
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"[u]Oh no you don't![/u] [b]He throws his blade next to the car and warps, grabbing the keys.[/b]
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Rorek suddenly feels the impact of a foot dig into his stomach as he's thrown to the ground. The keys fly up, and the deity grabs them. "No FU[i]C[/i]KING way kiddo!"
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[b]He gets up and shoulder checks the deity, knocking the keys out of his hands.[/b] "[u]You ain't driving![/u]"
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The deity quickly grabs the keys in Roreks hands, tugging at them. "I. AM. YOU. TEACHER! YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TOO! SO. LET GO OF THE DAMN KEYS KIDDO!"
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"[u]You suck at driving![/u]" [b]He continues to tug at the keys.[/b]
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"I DO NOT!" The deity continues to tug, the keys almost out of Roreks grasp.
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"[u]Yes you do![/u]" [b]He grins as he releases his grip and sweep kick the deity to the ground, grabbing the keys and throwing them off the side of the cliff.[/b]
