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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/1/2016 4:02:59 AM
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
[spoiler]no zombies attacked them during that btw[/spoiler]
[b]the dog digs up a skeleton[/b]
[b]it has a necklace with a purple gem in it[/b]
[b]the gem is glowing[/b]
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"What the shit? Come here mutt." The deity walked over to the dog to investigate.
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[b]the dog starts barking at the skeleton[/b]
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The deity plucks the gem off of the decayed bones.
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[b]the gem explodes and knocks the Deity and the dog back[/b] [b]the skeleton jumps out of the grave and looks at Deity dead in the eyes[/b] [b]music starts playing?[/b] [b]the skeleton is dancing!?[/b] [spoiler]spooky spooky skeletons send shivers down your spine[/spoiler]
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The deity really just wasn't surprised anymore. He had officially seen it all. He crossed his arms, and rubbed the bridge of his noes. "You've got to be joking...."
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[b]the skeleton's skull flys towards Deity's face[/b]
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He quickly backhands it, the hand smacking the skull away.
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[b]the skull bites his hand when smacked, and doesn't let go[/b]
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[spoiler]can we please get to the point of things soon? [/spoiler] "OW! SON OF A BITCH!" The deity tried to shake the skull off his hand.
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[b]the rest of the skeleton kicks you in the face[/b] [spoiler]boss battle...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]well you didn't say that....[/spoiler] [b]The deity pulls out the shotgun behind his hip with his free hand as he reels back from the kick. He blasts the body of the Skelton as he shakes the skull off.[/b]
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[spoiler]yeah... :/[/spoiler] [b]the skull goes flying off and the body stumbles. back[/b] [b]it rips off its right arm and throws it at you[/b]
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The deity slashes at it with his blade, the force behind it carrying through the steel and turning the flying arm into bone marrow.
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[b]the skeleton runs and grabs it's skull from the ground[/b] [b]it then throws it at Deity[/b] [b]it explodes like a grenade[/b]
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"Jesus Murphy!" The deity gets flown back, sliding across the ground with dirt flying up around him. He quickly gets up, composing himself.
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[b]the skeleton tackles him[/b]
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The deity became an expert in predicting tackles over the past weeks. It seems that every enemy he faced wanted to get on top of him. In more ways than one, In his mind. He simply pointed his blades towards he mass, and impaled the Skelton through its bones, cutting off an entire side of ribs.
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[b]it falls apart on top of you[/b]
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The deity had his shoulder face the bones as they fell around him.
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[spoiler]OMG PANTS![/spoiler] [spoiler]EDIT THAT RIGHT NOW![/spoiler] [spoiler]THAT'S TOO SHORT OF A POST LABDHSJGNEJRNDH[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk every reply should be like that[/spoiler] [b]it doesn't hurt him[/b] [b]the dog barks at him[/b]
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[spoiler]What, mediocre?[/spoiler] "What is it mutt?"
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[b]it grabs one of the bones and starts chewing on it[/b] [spoiler]no, one liners[/spoiler]
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"Come on...let's.... Hmmmmmm." The deity grabs the bone, taking it from the dogs grasp. "You want the bone boy?!"
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[b]it jumps for the bone[/b]
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He raises it so it's out of its grasp. "Come on boy! Let's go!" The deity begins to run towards the graveyard, bone in hand.
