originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b]A giant meat grinder appears. It has a staircase leading into the top. It is labeled, [i]The Characters You Don't Wanna Use Anymore Go In Here[/i]! You guys know what to do.[/b]
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[u]Bal throws in a man who's head is covered in a bag, his attire so edgy it not even worth being described nor being named.[/u] "[i]I fuсking hated that edgy bastard... Po's lucky he changed, or he'd be in there too.[/i]"
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[b]After a few seconds you hear a ding. A smell of cooked food is coming from a hatch...[/b]
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[u]Balthazar walks over to the hatch, cautiously pulling it down and peering inside the hollow space.[/u]
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[b]There sits a delicious steak dinner.[/b]
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*tosses in a teddy bear* so long, old friend. *leaves before something bad happens*
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[b]A loud grinding is heard. Then a ding happens. It smelled like something had cooked...[/b]
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did, did it just cook my teddy bear?
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[b]A godly voice from above calls out.[/b] "Yes, young one."
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huh. cool
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"Grab your meal, young one."
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*walks around the machine until i find a hatch* Huh. *opens it and sees a cheeseburger... or teddyburger in this case* Hm *i take it out and take a bite* Mmm? *as i chew, it actually tastes pretty good* Wow -gulp- that aint bad.
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"Ain't bad, my child? It must be defective! This is the food of the gods! Discarded characters are few and far between!"
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Huh. Well, i guess its very good then. And why do you keep calling me your child? my parents are... well... not around.anymore. -sniffle-
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"We are of the gods, child. You are our creation. All is. Put the burger back in the grinder, child. We shall fix this abhorrent mistake."
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*tosses is back in* So are you the one who kicked me out or was that all Cerberus?
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"No, we just don't like you." [b]The burger pops out again, tasting right this time.[/b]
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*noms the burger* Makes sense. Thanks for throwing me here btw, its almost as bad as the other place. Almost.
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"Even Satan doesn't like you. He kicked you out too."
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That's actually good news. *nom* Thanks for the burger! *walks off*
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"We all hate you!" [b]The voices fade away.[/b]
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I hate you too! Except for Cereb, and Pete, and Kitsune. Kitsune's nice.
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"Kitsune's only nice when she has to be! And that's all the time for mortals such as you! We all hate you!"
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Aren't you nice.
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"Listen, you're the one fûcking with our plans!"