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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/26/2016 10:50:57 PM
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[b]dumb dumb[/b]
[b]i don't misspell[/b]
[b]the dirt was flying everywhere, as in being launched in the air, sent flying, etc...[/b]
[b]Deity notices a dog made of bones digging it up, but before he can get closer, the dog barks at him and runs away[/b]
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"Well! Screw weird ways of forming sentences then! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" [b]The deity started to chase after the doggo.[/b]
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[b]it stops dead in it's tracks when he gets close, causing him to trip over it[/b] [b]it then keeps running and a hand pops out of the ground and grabs it[/b]
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"Well! That makes sense!" [b]Deity sprints towards the hound, and he already begins to slash at the hand as he gets close.[/b]
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[b]yeah it does[/b] [b]another hand comes through and grabs your foot[/b] [b]about 10 zombies crawl out of the ground[/b]
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"Shit!" [b]The deity yanks his foot out of the walkers grasp. Then quickly sends his blade towards the neck of the nearest zombie.[/b]
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[spoiler]never say Walker again or I'll make sure Deity doesn't make it out with all his fingers[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk jk, I can't do that[/spoiler] [b]it cuts off the zombies head and the dog runs to Deity, hiding behind his leg[/b] [b]one zombie starts running at you[/b]
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[b]The deity points the blade at the WALKER. [spoiler]Keep saying "you" and I'll keep saying walker.[/spoiler] He lets the walker run right into it, impaling it's skull.[/b]
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[b]3 more run at him[/b] [b]one behind, one in front, and one to his right[/b]
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The deity swung his blade out from the zombies skull, then swung his blade around in a 360 degree swing. Slashing through the skulls of the approaching zombies.
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[b]zombies just keep rising out of the ground and keep coming at you[/b] [b]they're easy to kill but are super annoying [/b]
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"Son of a....STOP. SERIOUSLY. COME ON."
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[b]the dog gets bored and leaves[/b] [b]zombies keep coming[/b] [b]you see a dude with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire beating an Asian dude while a bunch of other people are on their knees watching and crying[/b] [b]another dead guy is laying by them but nobody cares about him[/b] [b]the zombies stop attacking Deity and go after the group[/b] [b]you see the dog digging up a grave[/b]
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"WHAT. NO! I DIDN'T WATCH THE PREMIER YET! FU[i]C[/i]K!" The deity sheathes his blade and angrily walks over to the dog.
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [spoiler]no zombies attacked them during that btw[/spoiler] [b]the dog digs up a skeleton[/b] [b]it has a necklace with a purple gem in it[/b] [b]the gem is glowing[/b]
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"What the shit? Come here mutt." The deity walked over to the dog to investigate.
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[b]the dog starts barking at the skeleton[/b]
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The deity plucks the gem off of the decayed bones.
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[b]the gem explodes and knocks the Deity and the dog back[/b] [b]the skeleton jumps out of the grave and looks at Deity dead in the eyes[/b] [b]music starts playing?[/b] [b]the skeleton is dancing!?[/b] [spoiler]spooky spooky skeletons send shivers down your spine[/spoiler]
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The deity really just wasn't surprised anymore. He had officially seen it all. He crossed his arms, and rubbed the bridge of his noes. "You've got to be joking...."
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[b]the skeleton's skull flys towards Deity's face[/b]
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He quickly backhands it, the hand smacking the skull away.
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[b]the skull bites his hand when smacked, and doesn't let go[/b]
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[spoiler]can we please get to the point of things soon? [/spoiler] "OW! SON OF A BITCH!" The deity tried to shake the skull off his hand.
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[b]the rest of the skeleton kicks you in the face[/b] [spoiler]boss battle...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]well you didn't say that....[/spoiler] [b]The deity pulls out the shotgun behind his hip with his free hand as he reels back from the kick. He blasts the body of the Skelton as he shakes the skull off.[/b]
