[u][b]Creatively bankrupt real-esate[/b][/u] Its so goddamn cold. [b]a slippery looking man guides Lego through a gothic castle covered in snow.[/b] You don't need a freezer for food. [b]Lego rolls his eys[/b] If I'm interested in a castle of this caliber you think i can a afford a -blam!-ing Freezer? [b]The realtor laughs it off[/b] Right this way. [b]Lego spots a strange, golden pyramid head sticking out of the snow. He reluctantly gets inside and gets unnerved by all the crying[/b] Umm... Whats up with all this sobbing? [b]the realtor brushes off the question[/b] Its ambiance from the previous owner. [b]Lego still gets weirded out by corpses everywhere and screaming ghost ladies with knives[/b] The interior is nice. [b]the realtor says smiling and Lego elbows one of them and cuts her throat open with the Ghosts disarmed knife.[/b] Yeah, has a big ghost problem. [b]one of the servants in the library scrubbing the floor just dies.[/b] The work ethics are a bit out of whack also. [b]they reach the roof of the castle, an old guy gets out of a chair while regaining his composure. He has a wild beard and a crown full of large jewels [/b] Uhh i think we should go... [b]the realtor turns to leave and he only gets bounced back by a fog wall, lego sighs and armour forms around him. He jumps towards the Frozen king bloke, he start casting crimson skulls that heavily damage Lego. The old codger grabs his pick and swipes at Lego, during the wind up he puts his two palms together and starts glowing. The martyr then swings his pick and it bounces off making a puncher mark in his armour yet he didn't budge.[/b] POISE BITCH! [b]Lego uses one of his hammers the kneecap him and his him across the face. He gets up and begins charging an attack, Lego eyerolls under his mask and draws his great machete. Lego runs and jumps, batting him to the ground and cutting through his skull and his crown falls off and Shatters.[/b] We -blam!- i broke it. [b]the ground starts rumbling as another part of the castle appears out of thin air.[/b] The plot thickens... [b]Lego and the realtor walk in to see a woman in an iron mask[/b] You came back loyal servant. [b]Lego looks confused[/b] Me? What are you- [b]a shot flies past lego as the realtor has a flintlock and a blade[/b] Anything my Queen. [b]Lego points at the two while switching to one another[/b] Ohhhhhh, its a trap. [b]Lego laughs[/b] Yeah, -blam!- that! I don't have time for this shit, i just killed a guy who was [i]chilling outside[/i]. [b]The Queen in the mask just face palms at Legos atrocity of a pun.[/b] Bitch I rearly make puns. [b]She looks offended[/b] I think you shouldn't, kill this ill mannered beast. [b]Lego turns to the realtor who he splits the sword into two, he starts making tricks with the blade. He starts spinning the blades in between his fingers, Lego sighs and draws a handgun and shoots him right between the eyes. The realtor stumbles back and collapses onto the ground.[/b] Yeah... I'm not sold. [b]Lego leaves the castle and his ship hovers over the dead old guy which he gets on and it leaves.[/b] [b]Lego returns to the Dojo and gives Cainhurst castle a 0 star review on Yelp. He stretches and gets a drink at the smoothie bar. This post is open BTW[/b] [spoiler]christ this took a while.[/spoiler]