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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/25/2016 10:46:19 PM
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[b]The deity looks at the shovel, then the body, then the hole.[/b]
"Uhhhhhh. What the SHIT?!"
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[b]there is a tombstone above the empty grave[/b] [b]you can't read the name on it from that far away[/b] [b]you somehow just realize there are tombstones everywhere[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/26/2016 12:20:43 AM[spoiler]*you[/spoiler] [b]The deity didn't know why the man told him to bury a body. In fact, he would've just left it there if the ferryman wasn't also his ride home. So he dragged the corpse by the ankle and tossed it into the empty grave. He threw a little dirt on it, and called it a day. [/b] "Alright guardian...where are you."
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[spoiler]my bad[/spoiler] [b]he sees what the tombstone says[/b] "The Not So Fierce Deity A loving killer ???-2016" [b]he notices the body he threw in looked exactly like him[/b]
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"Oh...well... It's not like anyone's gunna be BEHIND ME! HYAAA!" [b]The deity draws his blade and slashes it around him.[/b]
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BRUH! [b]a guy falls backward, when he got hit it sounded like something hit bones though...[/b] [b]you notice the guy is a skeleton in black robes, he has a scythe made of bones laying on the ground by him[/b] I was gonna kill you quick...
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More side quests pls
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[spoiler]i'll add more tomorrow, but if you want, Speed still hasn't replied to "Set In Stone" so you can take that [/spoiler]
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"Wait! Hold up! We can save a whole lot of time here! Death? Are you a guardian?!" [b]The deity just realized that he answered is own question as he said it. Of course he was a guardian.[/b]
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I'm Lonles. Not Death... And yes I am a Guardian. And you are the Deity. Came here to find me for the Blobs? I tried to make it super easy to find me by the way. Now, let's skip the chat chat and get down to business. One, why do they need me this time? Two, I need help first. Since they didn't come ask me theirselves it'll cost them.
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"Okay, Well king tubbathy wants you to help him kick the SHIT outta a rebellion. Soooo...I'm a total grunt. Just tell me what you need death and we can get this over with."
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Tubbathy?
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"Just.... Fu[i]c[/i]king tell me what you want, okay?"
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Do you mean Tubbs?
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"OH MY GOD. YES. FOR CHRISTS SAKE."
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[b]he seems shocked but quickly goes back to normal[/b] What do I want you to do? I want you to find my dog.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/26/2016 8:35:40 PM"Find your...." [b]The deity rubs the bridge of his nose in disbelief.[/b] "[i]F[/i]uck me...okay. Fine. I'll get your damn dog. What does it look like?"
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It looks like a dog made out of bones you idiot! What else would it look like!?
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"I don't know. You look like a poodle kinda guy to me." [b]The fact was, the deity was throwing a thick blanket of sarcasm over his words.[/b]
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Nah, I don't like show dogs. I like German Shepards. Very useful. [b]he's just as sarcastic back[/b]
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"Great. Well, you can stay here and play with your bones while I go find your dog. Kay?"
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Yep. Btw, his name is "Jack". And he likes chicken.
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"Well I don't see any damn chickens here, you know, because it's a graveyard? Feel free to pull one out of your ass though."
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I don't have one. I'm a skeleton. But, I bet you got some stuff in yours. You probably don't even know everything up in there do you?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/26/2016 8:51:07 PM"That's.... Really gross. You are...really weird. I'm leaving now. Fu[i]c[/i]king weirdo..." [b]The deity trekked out of the graveyard in the search of the dog.[/b]
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[b]it seems like the whole island is a graveyard...[/b] [b]you see dirt flying up behind a tombstone[/b]
